I hope everybody gonna laugh at me
http://img217.imageshack.us/i/sami.png/
I just sending link to my friend.
http://img217.imageshack.us/i/sami.png/
I just sending link to my friend.
Ahahahahaah, ok?
Yes i am fine
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i'm sorry.
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i'm sorry.
http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv22/vauxforum/charly.jpg
if she finds out....ill be single again
if she finds out....ill be single again
Quite a catch there 
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My paste :
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cheers mate, although she is a very demanding girl, but she's worth it
Actually, you'll be greatfull (gratfull?) later on, when you finally does the catch 
A girl easy to get is not fun.. and most likely the rellationship will end sooner or later, but a girl you have to use time, effort, pain, suffering, walk though fire and flames to get, those are the ones you are going to care most about. That's at least how it works for me, the one that was hardest to get was also the one I loved most, sadly she dumped me and I was and still is a mess thanks to that, so don't do the mistake to get too invovled into them before you are sure what she feels for you 
A girl easy to get is not fun.. and most likely the rellationship will end sooner or later, but a girl you have to use time, effort, pain, suffering, walk though fire and flames to get, those are the ones you are going to care most about. That's at least how it works for me, the one that was hardest to get was also the one I loved most, sadly she dumped me and I was and still is a mess thanks to that, so don't do the mistake to get too invovled into them before you are sure what she feels for you System Maintenance
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*the movie is called 'below'
I was explaining some noob about the movie im watching. It's freaking scary...
I was explaining some noob about the movie im watching. It's freaking scary...
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!
What was that?!" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you
just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're
just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of
the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when
she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you
just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I
have never figured out why men think with their head and women with
their heart.
For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting
into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says
"I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!
What was that?!" She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you
just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
What every boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You're
just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to
satisfy your physical needs as a man."
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time
with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big,
big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried
on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which
one to take so I told her we'll just buy them all. She wanted new shoes
to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each
outfit. We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a
pair of diamond earrings.
Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one
wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me
because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how
to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's
fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of
the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I
think this is all dear, Let's go to the cashier".
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't
feel like it." Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped
with a baffled "WHAT???!!!"
I then said, "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a
while.. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man
enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when
she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "Why can't you
just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
LOL!
Nice use of a line from queen's im going slightly mad there as well, 'one wave short of a shipwreck'
Nice use of a line from queen's im going slightly mad there as well, 'one wave short of a shipwreck'
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! that had me in stiches
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