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This time it was Marcus himself who had something "up in the ass of."
reporter : Is it true you have really, but rrrrrrreally white teeth? Mine are white, mkay?!
A simple one:
F*ck yea
Oh yeah. I f**ked your mother last night and it was goooooooddddd.
"Yea I did her!" Woman: *Grinding teeth*
Look at me i am too cool to talk to these reporters.


Or.

I was banging 7 grams rocks, that's how i roll.
"te tiers wos baad, te rooud vos veri slipperi...


...but i winned! C:"
Quote from Gills4life :"Yes we had to stop because some stone came through Timo's seat. Up in the ass of Timo *fisting gesture* and yes (see picture), he liked it."

Win


Everyone: Boobies? What, where?

Sebastian: Zis crossword iz tre' difficult.
guy with coffee: "act casual...act casual..."
And here comes the ambulance...
Kimi Raikkonen seconds before he rolled the TV studio.
Any questions? uh...Any reporters?
guy wearing the black sweater - 'dayum dawg fk this, im outta here'
By luck Kimi had managed to crash into the drivers press confrence
"OK, who farted?"

"If I stay looking at what i'm doing no one will know it was me"
"Even if a reporter asked if Mikko could win the championship (he won the rally), everyone but Sebastien pulled a blank look at the reporter and Mikko took a quick sip of his coffee - they knew that Loeb would win it yet again..."
Pick a winner :sadbanana
Quote from rich uk :By luck Kimi had managed to crash into the drivers press confrence

Win
Oh crud, an idea came but too late but still:
"Kimi came late to the press conference due to him "having a shit"."
Vitaly Petrov returns to Russia after the Malaysian Grand Prix to work on his off-road driving.

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