"your skin said '<<go left' so I did. In the middle of the turn. While I was on the inside."
he has no idea who the noob really is
Excadently bumping into somebuddy and say u fell asleep on the straight
Actualy happend tome today while on GTR evo server i was drving the mini cup cars and suddenly spaced out then i hear brake sound and i was like U F%%ck brake
Actualy happend tome today while on GTR evo server i was drving the mini cup cars and suddenly spaced out then i hear brake sound and i was like U F%%ck brake
"I came"
did you use that one?
"When I saw this turn it looked like a straight"
"I'm used to race on another layout"
"It's my first time on this server"
"My FF is too high" (using mouse)
"I didn't notice it was the Wrong Way"
"My cat jumped over my screen and I couldn't see anything"
"My dog is asking for food" (it actually happens to me)
Some things used to happen so much with me, like MSN and antivirus program which makes my game to minimize... that's why now I use STEAM for chatting (ingame chat and voice! a lot better than TeamSpeak) and Norton360 2.0 (it doesn't pops up on the screen unless its something EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, like a new ultra powered virus that can make holes on your HD)
"I'm used to race on another layout"
"It's my first time on this server"
"My FF is too high" (using mouse)
"I didn't notice it was the Wrong Way"
"My cat jumped over my screen and I couldn't see anything"
"My dog is asking for food" (it actually happens to me)
Some things used to happen so much with me, like MSN and antivirus program which makes my game to minimize... that's why now I use STEAM for chatting (ingame chat and voice! a lot better than TeamSpeak) and Norton360 2.0 (it doesn't pops up on the screen unless its something EXTREMELY IMPORTANT, like a new ultra powered virus that can make holes on your HD)
your dog ask's for food doesn't he just give vibes? 
Maybe his dog's way of saying that he is hungry is by biting him.
I use the same one everytime... "Im sorry, Im new here."
"lol" is one i always get. Another is "are you admin? if you are sry, if ur not f**k u"
Sorry but I thought the back end of your car needed a makeover.
Opps I thought you were a brake maker.
Opps I thought you were a brake maker.
Sorry but the drugs just kicked in ...............
with three cats i get the cat in front of screen problem regularly but the only time they ever caused me to hit someone is when one threw up on my steering wheel
i did loose control once when the gf's 150 pound french mastiff jumped on my knee and the chair legs gave up under the strain
OT best/ most bizarre animal related failure i ever had was when i left the side pannel off pc and came home to find her pet chinchilla had got out and decided to try and eat my hard drive
i did loose control once when the gf's 150 pound french mastiff jumped on my knee and the chair legs gave up under the strain
OT best/ most bizarre animal related failure i ever had was when i left the side pannel off pc and came home to find her pet chinchilla had got out and decided to try and eat my hard drive
Hey, that's not a stupid excuse! Happened to me a few times until I started to manually update antivir after starting windows.
lol this one is the best.
+1 hahaha its a sufficient excuse
'i taut it was a practice session!'
"my indicator was on..."
I'm always watching TV at the same time as racing, so my excuse is usually something like...
"can't watch Top Gear and race at the same time"
...but it doesn't stop me trying!
"can't watch Top Gear and race at the same time"
...but it doesn't stop me trying!
I heard alot of stupid excuses and they all start off with "Sorry"
nope, most of the times its the Hotkey "Sorry! / No Problem"
"My mum called me."
I won't name the person but I got this before :
"My brother threw his action figures at my face."
"My brother threw his action figures at my face."
racer hero?
Hes now turned into Action Man!
Hmm... that was a bad joke... =P
Hmm... that was a bad joke... =P
Stupidest Excuse for Crashing
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