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DK's totally drunk and satirical LFS quiz
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Poll : XCNuse is the greatest moderator of the land

of course not
33
no
9
Quote from DieKolkrabe :

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? SamH

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? "It is my Friends Account"

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? Conedodgers

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Racism, Bigotting, and Insulting

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? Whine until i got it back, or try to register on another forum and probobly end up getting banned from that anyway

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? SamH, because he seems to understand alot of things and has a good way of making sense of things for other people. Bob Smith is definately the most technically minded tho!

7) What is the point of cruise servers? To just enjoy driving whilst your... NOT actually in a car?

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS : True!

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? False you ginger mug

10) Should this be on the forum? YES!

DK

NOW DAMNIT TRISTAN GET HERE SO YOU CAN HUG ME YOU BEAUT
Can't stop, I'm in the middle of 'hugging' myself. Make of that what you will.
Quote from tristancliffe :Can't stop, I'm in the middle of 'hugging' myself. Make of that what you will.

hahaha
I WANT MY REWARD Kolkrabe, DAS IST NICHT GUT!
Quote from tristancliffe :Can't stop, I'm in the middle of 'hugging' myself. Make of that what you will.

You didn't win

I haven't announced results yet
#30 - Rish
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? Nuse

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? friends account

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? cruise servers

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Spam, sex, abuse

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? sign up with a new account!

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? nuse- he helped do this quiz!

7) What is the point of cruise servers? somewhere for the sad and lonely

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS ..true

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? lol, fetch me a drink i'll tell you later...

10) Should this be on the forum? :P probably not but hey its good for a laugh!
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?
XCNuse (for not being here, except for when there's a poll for best moderator)
2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?
I'm using my friend's license!
3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?
On the master server
4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?
A moderator clicks the lock button. Moaning about LFSTweak Y. Asking for LFS Keygens.
5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?
Contact the devs, because it must've been a mistake.
6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?
Bob Smith, he's active and fair.
7) What is the point of cruise servers?
To get together and have some fun.
8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS
False. People with admin rights produce the most bans.
9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?
Out of those three options, I think he's true.
10) Should this be on the forum? :P
Yes, it should
Quote from hrtburnout : 1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?
XCNuse (for not being here, except for when there's a poll for best moderator)

Because you said that you know what I must do now right?

'Tis a bit communist but... eh..
I know another way to get a thread locked -

Post links to Internet slang translators

I know thats not why you locked that thread XCNuse
Quote from XCNuse :Because you said that you know what I must do now right?

'Tis a bit communist but... eh..



I was right though
#35 - Rish
pmsl nuse.
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? All of them.

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? Cracker? Moi? It's a Friends Account

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? CTRA (:razz

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Have Harjun post in it. Be started by harjun, or have anything mentioning Harjun...

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? Think "Eff those noobs" then really miss it and try and bribe my way back in...

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? I can't say just one, they all do a marvelously job, considering the size and amount of posts Harjun makes.

7) What is the point of cruise servers? We can flame them because they don't have a decent answer to "Cruisers suck" unlike drifterorz!!!

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS? How the ... would I know

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? Gay question. Next...

10) Should this be on the forum? :P No harm in a little bit of fun, originally said by Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter...


I have to say I've never laughed because of the LFS forum so much in a single day lol, today has been.. extraordinary from the minute I woke up till now lol the forum has been .. offbeat lol

From names and servers I won't say, to this

love this forum lol

even though I helped with this thread it's so hilarious with everyone's answers.
lol I can't imagine the other mods will be happy with me about this but hey.. i've gotten a fair amount of laughs from this thread already
What was the name of the server
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? None they are all perfect XCNuse most of all

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? It's my friends acount or My Bro's acount

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? Master Server

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Ask a mod. Spam. Be a noob

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? Blow up the master server then track down who ever banned me and beat them with a leather wip

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? All of them

7) What is the point of cruise servers? None

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS False vote bans do

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? False I'm a bloke i don't like other men

10) Should this be on the forum? Yes
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? Every single day every single one of them

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? i havzorz a crackerz and i wants to game with Z2 lizence, me haffent got enuff $$$

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? Race,Cruise,Drift,Oval

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? keeping things on-topic,talking interesting stuff, talking about s2

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? i never do something this bad!

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? what's a moderator?

7) What is the point of cruise servers? To cruise and simulate city life, and yes i've been in cruise servers

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS Definately false, i know that for sure.

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? What?

10) Should this be on the forum? :P Yes me thinks so.
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?
Bob...

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?
I are usin friends account... I think a new one will be in order.... I wanted teh XRT!!!111!

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?
CTRA

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?
Swear/Insult, Go Offtopic, Ask
5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?
Moan, Sulk, then think oh well... plenty of forums to annoy

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?
Bob - cos of "The Hand Of Bob"

7) What is the point of cruise servers?
Relaxing (well sometimes)

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS
Wouldn't know never been on an oval server

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?


10) Should this be on the forum?
Not Sure
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?
Not the moderator, blame everyone especially the guys with more posts then you...

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?
"Im not a cracker, I just used unlock"

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?
Right now - anywhere where XRT is enabled

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?
post in a topic while Being Harjun, Cracker, Idiot

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?
create a dozen more accounts, open a poll of "return me to the forum" and vote for "Yes"

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?
The one that moderates the best...

7) What is the point of cruise servers?
In taking some of the flames from drifters...in other words - atention whoring

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS
Oval doesnt, Team FM does

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?
As my signature says, Niko has sexier slippers than you, in short Niko's Slippers > You

10) Should this be on the forum? :P
no, it should be in the news


(drunk answers may be offensive, feel free to be offended)
LOL Great thing ur doin DK

ROFL for the poll you got me good I got confused for like 5 mins :S Was tired lol.
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? Tristan

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? I'm a deprived child unable to get a job yet able to afford a computer, internet and my G25

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? The LFS download server

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Invite Harjun, bash it, get your padlock out

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? I'd move to France then hack it

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? Scirocco, has anybody told him he's a mod?

7) What is the point of cruise servers? To remove 8 year olds from LFS

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS - false, at least it makes silly rules to ban people for breaking rather than just because they're the friend of an innocent party

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? Hell yeah

10) Should this be on the forum? It's the most important thread we've ever had
Sorry, couldn't resist.
HAHAHAHha
Quote from Bob Smith :Sorry, couldn't resist.

LOl changed to off course not and not !

I guess I voted No. O_o
1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? All.

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? I cant afford software for my eur2000 computer.

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? The topmost.

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? a; Repost the topic of any thred popular that just sliped to page two. b; Buy m0re V*agra. c; Post "We must have skylines and rx7s now" (Oh sorry thats "a")

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? race maybe.

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? .

7) What is the point of cruise servers? Get rid of cruicing on the racing servers.

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? N/A

10) Should this be on the forum? :P Whatever
Bob your evil. I love it. Go Bob Go Bob

No offence Nuse

DK's totally drunk and satirical LFS quiz
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