Before you flame me...XCNuse worked with me on this. So lynch/sue both of us.

THIS IS 100% intended as a joke thread So please, no flames

Yes, I'm slightly drunk, and VERY bored

(This is COMPLETELY satirical. Only answer if you REALLY want to. The prize is a hug from Tristan)

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?

7) What is the point of cruise servers?

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?

10) Should this be on the forum? :P

DK

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

Before you flame me...XCNuse worked with me on this. So lynch/sue both of us.

THIS IS 100% intended as a joke thread So please, no flames

Yes, I'm slightly drunk, and VERY bored

(This is COMPLETELY satirical. Only answer if you REALLY want to. The prize is a hug from Tristan)

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?

7) What is the point of cruise servers?

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?

10) Should this be on the forum? :P

DK

masturbate more.

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masturbate more.

I like your thinking :P

DK

The answer to question 10 is a definate NO WAY

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? Bob Smith?

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? It's my friends acount

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? CTRA

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Ask a mod. Spam. Be a noob

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? Cry

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? Bob smith cause he is

7) What is the point of cruise servers? None

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS False

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? False

10) Should this be on the forum? Yes

1) Nuse
2) Brother's or friends licence
3) FragMaster
4) Mention mods, admit to cracking LFS, post something intended to be a sticky
5) Panic
6) Bob, because VHPA is legendary
7) None.
8) I guess true
9) False
10) Yes !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pic me Pic me Pic me

Both of you are so, so close

DK

PM me the answers

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PM me the answers

Not yet

DK

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? All of the above.

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? I played on my friend's account.

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? Redline Racing 1

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? talking about cracking, asking why you can't go faster than 48 mph, making dumb surveys. oops.

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? Be more productive at work probably.

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? Bob Smith, just because.

7) What is the point of cruise servers? To cruise, obviously.

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS? False, people not knowing how to race on the oval does.

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? Tr....False.

10) Should this be on the forum? Drunken posting is never ok.

1) None, moderators are always right.

2) 'I use my friend's license, but I don't know his name!'

3) Cruise...

4) Request Crack, Request Skin In 4 Different Topics, Release illegal LFS Tweak.

5) I would go to another forum and try to get my postcount as high as it is here.

6) XCnuse (He told me I would be banned if I said someone else)

7) Peoples that sucks so much they can't even drive on oval so they cruise.

8) I think cracking produces more ban than oval.

9) XCnuse is even more, MSN me for pictures.

10) As long as it doesn't involve a brain, I'm for it!

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?

None, they are like ninjas, and will take revenge.

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?

The monkey did it

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?

The one I am on, and immediately hit me in T2, I'm last out of T1 due to sidewards movement.

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?

SPAM SPAM and....................................... claim that Need For Speed is a good game

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?

Destroy the Earth (guys you have been warned, ban me and the fate of the world will be in you're hands)

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?

I would rather not single one out as fore pre-mentioned reason (Ninja, sneaky sneaky... knife in back etc) so they are all good.

7) What is the point of cruise servers?

There's cruise servers..........sweet catch you all in there guys.

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS

mmmm Banana Homocks.........

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?

Don't know, assuming you are a 'he' it's not really what I'm into......sorry

10) Should this be on the forum? :P

No, but then nether should I be, damn work will never get done.

You're all SO close

DK

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator?
Nurse X ofcourse

2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse?
My friend owns S2 and i can use it

3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go?
Germany i think..Oval Starters

4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked?
a. say things nurse doesnt agree with
b. slinging personal insults spiced with swearwords
c. going offtopic as far as possible for more then one page

5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum?
Hack the forum and login with Scawens account to post ridiculous drivel

6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why?
Frank500...mostly invisible ,no useless posts but still effective as
mod

7) What is the point of cruise servers?
Learningground for new players without getting too frustrated

8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS
False ,demo produces most bans by a long shot

9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false?
False!..drunk people are always repulsive and thus not sexy

10) Should this be on the forum? :P
No ,u should make a seperate webpage and forum especially for
threads like this

1) When in doubt...blame which moderator? None of them - blame me!
2) What's a cracker's favourite excuse? Either it's my friends licence or Tristan made me do it
3) Where is the first server most new S2 players go? Somewhere I'm not
4) Name 3 ways to get a topic locked? Me posting in it three times?
5) What would you do if you were banned from the forum? /shudders violently... Haunt RSC?
6) Which in your opinion is the best moderator and why? Gunn. Or Bob. Not fully decided, but I'd vote for Gunn because Bob's ego is getting a bit big now
7) What is the point of cruise servers? For people who don't know what button the pitlane limiter is, and a programming exercise
8) True or false, the oval produces the most bans in LFS. If BANS stands for Boring and Noobish Society, then yes.
9) DieKolkrabe is sexy, true or false? Shexy? I can't say I've seen a pic, but I'll stay open minded just for you...
10) Should this be on the forum? :P It already is mate. You'll reasise that tomorrow (like a drunken ex-text)

1) SamH

2) I have a cracker for the s2 but i can't tweak all the cars, will there be any patch that will give us accses to tweak all the cars?

3) A cruise server

4) Post pr0n links, spam, threaten to kill a moderator

5) Whine

6) Bob because he's helpful

7) Pointless

8) True

9) False

10) Hell Yes!

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It's spelt MUM not MOM, If you write in English then write right

It's spelt Mum, not Mom; If you write using English, then write correctly.




How long before someone finds my deliberate mistakes?

@Tristan: Depends if you're using UK, US or AU English, or any of the 500 or so derivations

@whoever replied above Tristan: Heh, getting there

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It's spelt Mum, not Mom; If you write using English, then write correctly.




How long before someone finds my deliberate mistakes?

How long before someone finds my deliberate mistakes

tristan I can read white text you know and it was supposed to be write right.

But write write doesn't make sense. Write correctly is the term you were looking for.

@DK I wasn't fussed about the whole Mum/Mom thing, just Josephs comment on it.

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But write write doesn't make sense. Write correctly is the term you were looking for.

@DK I wasn't fussed about the whole Mum/Mom thing, just Josephs comment on it.

@tristan: Now I get ya

@Josephs: o.o

Drink more DK, drink more!!! MORE I TELL YA!

@Diekolkrabe 0_o

@tristan - Happy now?

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Drink more DK, drink more!!! MORE I TELL YA!

Well....I have a Wii marathon tomorrow...

/gets crate of beer

DK