Lets play 'Kill the Wish'

Example of the game below:

Person 1 - I wish I could eat a whole pizza to my self

Person 2 - You Eat the whole Pizza but then get a bad stomach ache for the rest of the week.
I wish I could win races on LFS

Person 3 - You win races on LFS but then get banned for being to good for the game....
I wish...



I think you get the idea now... lets start

I wish I could get a new graphics card that is better than the one I have now.

you get a graphics card that is better than the one you have now but it doesn't fit the pc, pwnt.

...why am i going along with this? ...

I wish this topic was closed.

Quote from Ricerguy :

I wish this topic was closed.

Me, too.

Quote from zeugnimod :

Me, too.

If everyone wished the same thing, individuality will be lost in this world

I wish I had a G25... <- that should be an easy one guys

You get a G25, then the wheel snaps off as you first use it. Also it was bought from a yard sale so theres no warranty

I wish bunnys took over the world

Bunnies take over the world - everyone gets f*&$ed over, including the clean racers.

Okay, I wish I had a clutch pedal and an H-gate shifter...from a proper store with lifetime warranty.

Late, I know...just waiting for F1 qualifying

You buy it, then the company that owns the store goes bankrupt.

I wish I had a good reputation in LFS

You have good reputation, hot chicks don't give a damn about you.

I wish XFG won't rev as high as it does, so the numbers are more like that of a normal hatch, instead of an E60 M5

your wish comes true and now the XFG revs to 6000 rpm and goes like snot and you are now driving a ricemobile.

I wish I was playing LFS right now.

Ok you are playing LFS now, then a computer update requires you to restart your computer. After the update you find that LFS is corrupted!

Ok my turn.
I wish a Boeing 727 would be mine

u own a boing 727 and u crash it into a car trying to race and die

I wish all the hot girls in the world only wore G strings

you may think fat chicks are hot, then see them in a g-string. You then puke everywhere

I wish my mini was fixed

Me not like this topic. Please make new.

EDIT: Your mini gets fixed, but then breaks down again :/.

I wish they bring out Forza 2 on the PC.

They bring out Forza 2 on the PC, as a rushed, buggy release.

I wish I was POTUS

/me doesn't know what a POTUS is and therefore turns you into a frog.

I wish i was in Big Brother.

You go into big brother, and get evicted on the first week.

I wish everything was made of lego

If everything were made of lego, the power curves would be choppy and you'd hate your driving.

I wish I had a lego...

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

They bring out Forza 2 on the PC, as a rushed, buggy release.

So it WOULD be like forza 2 on the 360. lol...

*As for the other wish dude..*

Granted but your legos explode for no damn reason leaving you lego-less...or legolas. Which ever you prefer.

I wish nothing would happen when I wish for this wish of wishing upon a star of wishingness and wishes upon wishes of wishes of 9 year old kids who have wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes.

Quote from GruntOfAction :

So it WOULD be like forza 2 on the 360. lol...

*As for the other wish dude..*

Granted but your legos explode for no damn reason leaving you lego-less...or legolas. Which ever you prefer.

I wish nothing would happen when I wish for this wish of wishing upon a star of wishingness and wishes upon wishes of wishes of 9 year old kids who have wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes of wishes.

your wish was granted.
i wish LFS had three new cars, one v8 musce car, one go kart and a top fuel dragster (for blackwood rallyx!)

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I wish i can fly(lol)

If you start to fly, it is due to wrecking someone and hitting a barrier!

I wish I was not on my PC viewing this crap.

You are not on your pc viewing this crap, you are being tortured by a fat shemale.

I wish i had a better air conditioner (it gets hot here)

You have a better air conditioner, it runs all the time, and now there's no electricity to power your PC with LFS

I wish I could shave a second off my PB...

you shave a second off your pb only to realise that you are dreaming...


I wish I had A P3 carbon.

if only i knew what a p3 carbon was........... i wish i had an s2 liscense