The online racing simulator
QWOP has a sequel: GIRP!
2
(46 posts, started )
Day 2 and my PB so far is 17.0 m...

I shall reach 70 m in about no time!
38.9m is my best
24m... I hate the damn bird
Haha awesome game.
Quote from Tomba(FIN) :24m... I hate the damn bird

Yeah the seagull is ****ing annoying.

I honestly screamed at my screen when it kept getting in my way. Then I realised I should probably take a break.

Notice there's a time instead of meters, which means i made it to the top...

I won't spoil what's in the package...
Mother^^^^'n seagull.
at least i increased... 19.4m
Quote from jibber :Notice there's a time instead of meters, which means i made it to the top...

I won't spoil what's in the package...



Beat THAT! Ha haa.

Granted, I was this [ ] close to smashing my keyboard into my monitor at the general location of the pigeon for his crimes against my sanity, but I spared it for the greater good of collecting my reward at the finish line. I had to finish this atrocious game once in my life and could not stop until I reached that goal.

99 things left.


Have a 15.3x as well... I KNOW I can do a sub 10 minute run, as I spent over 5 minutes at the top here...
Quote from jibber :I won't spoil what's in the package...

The contents of the package are random. I've seen: "Rubber Grapes" "Nothing at All" "Another Box" "Bowling Ball" and I forget the first time...
I got a Neck Pillow in mine lol
Sorted alphabetically
23 Pogs
100 rubber bands
A banana peel
A bar of carob
A bible
A blank cassette
A Bon Jovi poster
A buck fifty
A can of Old Spice
A carabiner
A cat-hair necklace
A chick tract
A chip 'n dip
A cinderblock
A clove cigarette
A cold cup of tea
A copy of Wisden
A glass horse
A glass marble
A glass terrarium
A graphing calculator
A Hacky-sack
A jar of bees
A jockstrap
A knitted sweater
A lava lamp
A life jacket
A lump of coal
A magic 8-ball
A mood ring
A Nagel print
A neck pillow
A Newton's cradle
A pair of Crocs
A paper aeroplane
A pocket protector
A potato
A pumpkin
A raw fish
A roller-blade
A rotten egg
A rubber bat
A scratchy sweater
A sequinned skirt
A shoe horn
A skeleton
A stick of butter
A Tamagotchi
A Terry-towel hat
Alfalfa sprouts
An oil burner
An old boot
An old hamburger
An ornamental ashtray
An oyster shucker
Another box
Antibacterial gel
Ball in a cup
Bedbugs
Fosters lager
Live scorpions
Malibu rum
Mineral oil
Moldy tomatoes
Nothing at all
One boxing glove
Packing peanuts
Philosophical Quarterly
Pizza pockets
Plastic pearls
Raisins
Rubber grapes
Seagull eggs
Smelly socks
Some vegemite
Three bricks
Two carrots
Unpaid parking tickets

23.9m This is addictive.
72.4, then the water rose so high I had to take a risk.

The distance just is TOO BIG!
If you can't reach the next ring, make sure you're holding the current ring at the point closest to the next ring. Sometimes you need to be just 1 pixel closer.
20.9
Quote from jibber :It's not, you just have to take a leap of faith.

The entire climb is possible without jumping. As someone above said, hand placement on the rings can make a big change.
My PB as for now is 63.3m then i had to jump and...

Protip for newbies: Using mouse instead of shift is much easier, if you synch muscle contraction with hand stretch you can get a better swing and if you relax muscle in hand while you still flying up thx to inertia you can get to greater heights without letting you hand of the ring.
Combine those two swing like a Tarzan.
Reaching the seagull with you hand while swinging it sometimes easier if you stretch your hand to some other ring in the general direction of the seagull.

Also this pic sum up this game pretty well

Attached images
girp.JPG
2

QWOP has a sequel: GIRP!
(46 posts, started )
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG