Maybe it's just cos I never used a lot of ****ing bad words......
Has this been in effect long?
I tried to tell a joke in the Bad Jokes Thread that had bad language in it. But the words Fcuk and Cnut are sensored, never noticed this before 
Off bebo:
I apoligise for the bad language, telling the jokes as they're written.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now f**k off you c**t!"
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fcuk off."
Micheal Jackson jokes may follow in a few days, when all of his beloved, devoted, and committed 'fans' off lfsforum.net stop crying.... Or maybe not, cos I have principles, and the man's dead. So its not something to make fun of. 
I apoligise for the bad language, telling the jokes as they're written.
I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, "Oi, what's your disability?"
I said, "Tourettes! Now f**k off you c**t!"
A man came home from work, sat down in his favourite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick! Bring me a beer before it starts!"
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick! Bring me another beer! It's gonna start!"
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quickly! Another beer! It's gonna start any second!"
"That's it!" She blows her top. "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave! Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "Oh shit. It's started."
I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, "Have you ever shoed a horse?"
I said, "No, but I've told a donkey to fcuk off."
Micheal Jackson jokes may follow in a few days, when all of his beloved, devoted, and committed 'fans' off lfsforum.net stop crying
.... Or maybe not, cos I have principles, and the man's dead. So its not something to make fun of.
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Well, some people call me the songbird of my generation 
....... Don't say I never offered 
....... Don't say I never offered Nice job, and my name is in it
Yeah, but, is it easy to believe that a man who's had boys in his bed, is not a paedophile? Not for me, anyway. I don't think he is all he made out to be, and it's all completely his dads fault. 
My 2 cents.
My 2 cents.
A.O'Brien removed, as he races with SF car #1 now.
You could argue buying his CD is giving money to a non convicted paedophile (if he is one!) though, which is bad. I think that's why people are arguing about his other side. Like if I buy Amy Winehouse's album, thats kinda funding her drug abuse I suppose.
Then we have the problem of obesity
(this post was made this morning, I'm a bit late but I feel the need to quote it.)
Bose, you aren't a Jackson family member AFAIK, so you don't really have a leg to stand on in this argument. Sorry
Oh right, sorry, I misunderstood.
A bit harsh for a 13 year IMO, Neurofen isn't even a prescription drug. On the other hand, she should've handed the tablets to them, but they probably would've carried out the search anyway. 
Yeah, its still relevant, if he was guilty. Example: I shoot one person, I'm accused of murder. Then, a man gets shot again, I am accused but get off for unsufficient/false evidence. Does that mean I'm a murderer or innoncent?
[This may not make sense what I wrote, I just hope you get the jist of what I am trying to say.]
Good singer, but a total weirdo....
I'll try it tomorrow :d
Bah, i'll take his place, I can give you some blue and orange powaa
Looked at this earlier, so funny
29s was a joke
and he reckons mid 30s in qualifying will be easy enough. You're just jealous,
he came when you went off to play iRacing WOW... Thats a really nice example, except the BMW badge on the nose cone is kinda low res. But seriously, for someone as young as you, you're very talented.
We can reveal that the stig is a well known LFS player, some says he uses macro, all we know is, he's called the stig. Also guys, I was chatting with him this afternoon, and he did a 30.8 or something he said, so he's sounding pretty confident.
Snapped outside the Aston Cafe ... not being in the 29s yet.
Snapped outside the Aston Cafe ... not being in the 29s yet.
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We can reveal now, that the stig, is a known LFS driver, who's looking to win the NDR event outright. Some say he uses macro, all we know is, he's called the Stig.
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He hasn't left immediately, nor has he left at all. We wanted to leave him for a bit as he is only new, but he is still a member of ERT, and driving under the tag: ERT|T.Stig
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