The online racing simulator
Searching in All forums
(993 results)
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from PoVo :The saddest thing of all is that most of them are from group 1. Personally I think that all countries SHOULD do a check up on immigrants whenever someone comes in through the airport. Try and get any criminal records etc. from the immigrant's country, and if there are any, tell them to get the f*ck out.

The EU prevents that because of open borders and a lack of police cooperation from migrant countries. The host country can do background checks and come up clear because the records they have access to says they have a clean record. But then it'll materialise later (when the migrant country faxes over the information) that they had a record a mile long and of course, again thanks to the EU open borders, the host nation cannot send them back because they are legally within their rights to return.

There are criminals in any country otherwise there would be no need for the Police, but crime will spike slightly after a new wave if migrants so the papers try to make it sound like it is all down to migrants. They won't pick up on the fact that a lot of that crime is the natives attacking the migrants because "they are all a bunch of thieving scum".

The EU does make it easy to get away with crimes in another country if you're from one with poor records which is why so many organised criminals will start to hit up other countries, go nuts then go home again.

Personally, I have no problem with migrants, I've worked with a fair few and they've all been a right laugh. I actually got a taste of being a Pole in the UK once because I was temping for an agency in-between years at uni.

I couldn't hear shit on the factory floor so gave up trying to speak, then one day I sliced my thumb open, so showed it to my super because I was bleeding and was in a food factory (Bakkavor, making garlic bread for the big UK supermarkets, if you're interested). He took me to the floor manager who said "I'm not ruining the health and safety record (at this point they had gone 200ish days without an accident) for a ****ing Pole, give him a glove to wear and send him back to work."

I quit doing temp work and haven't touched garlic bread since.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from ColGaddafi :You can get good cable brakes for cheap. go for any hayes cable brakes and you will be satisfied. If you have already, then you just haven't got them right or/and pads have worn out.

Could be the pads have worn out. They are a bit leggy now, the problem is I can't remember what it was like to ride when they were good. Will have to take a poke around in the day light.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from ColGaddafi :huh? you have shit discs then or just shitty pads or both. cable operated are much much better in my opinion.

Quite possible, as it isn't the most expensive bike in the world. Fancy footing me a few bob to buy a new one? Oh no wait, our gov't seized all of your UK assets. Sucks to be you.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from PoVo :Haha, I can imagine.

Hopefully your brakes are the same Then you'd need to see an idiot women with a phone 5 mins earlier

The front brakes are cable operated discs, so utterly shit, the force you need to get them to work is murder. The rears are blocks, so naturally lock up all of the time.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Mine had quick shifting, but years of neglect has caused it to slow down quite a bit. I now have to select a gear way before I need it. May have to scrap it and buy a new one.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Your bike is quite nice. Want to trade?
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
With diesel at 136.9p a litre, I cracked out my old bike. Touch of WD40 on the moving parts and away she went. Though to be fair, I'm not likely to give up compression ignition to get around as it is just too damn far and I don't fancy arriving at my destination sweating like a fatty who just walked up a stair case. But now I go for a bike ride to wind down, rather than tearing around the Moors.

P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed


Last edited by P5YcHoM4N, .
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
I used to live in a high crime neighbourhood (was high crime before Eastern Euros moved in, it was even higher after). So to make sure it didn't happen to me, the first car I got I wired in a simple kill switch, which in hindsight, was shit, because if the thief knocked off the steering column, it'd be obvious what I did.

But it would stop someone who broke into the house, stole the keys then tried to steal the vehicle (common crime round there because the art of stealing a vehicle without the keys was a dead art by the early 00's).
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
And that is why I always install a hidden kill switch. There are many ways to do it and I have two. One cuts the power to the starter motor and one cuts the circuit from the ignition barrel (my fuel pump isn't electrically operated, so can't kill that with a switch).

When I park up I'll flick them both to off and lock up as normal. If anyone does steal my vehicle it'll have to be on a flat bed, or they really worked for it, in which case they can have it as a reward for sticking with it.

I'd love to wire in an immobiliser keypad like you get in a Pug 406. They are so cool.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Okay, it looks similar, but the new McLaren looks quite Ferrariish, doesn't mean they've copied... oh wait, hang on...

The big issue you'll have is whoever their designer is no doubt has big lawyers who make more money an hour than you do in a month. So even if you did take it to court, they will make it too expensive for you to fight them.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :I agree people do it for looks. But as for no other reason, perhaps not. I agree with your point about crashiness etc, my friend has fitted height adjustable coilovers to his Corsa C (100mm drop) and sure it's uncomfortable but it does handle a heck of a lot better than it did before.

To be honest even the "budget" coilovers such as JMEX are better than OE for handling

It is all about being able to drive it like I stole it to then do a cross country drive without getting out with back ache. Once you start chavving up a car (lower, bigger wheels), long distance drivers are unforgiving. I've driven maybe three cars that have had suspension mods that I could cover over 100 miles in without having a ruined arse/spine.

I've covered over 500 miles (Hartoft to Rochester to Hartoft) in one sitting, only stopping for fuel and to drop off some crap, in my little van. Other than having tired eyes and dying for a cuppa coffee, I was still quite fresh. I could only do ~40 miles in a slightly chavved Pug207 before I wanted to stop and get out. Though to be fair even stock I've only managed ~60 miles before wanted to get out of a 207. Not the nicest drive in the world.

Quote from dadge :what's that meant to mean?

I think it means, you drive a van, you have no opinion.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :Because of course bigger tyres and better, lower suspension mean worse handling.

With all due respect, you drive a van with a cross brace bar.

Not off the bat, no. But 95% of people who put on big wheels and lowering springs do it for looks, no other reason. So the vehicle crashes around on anything but the smoothest of roads. And that is the problem. On a track, it'll be quite good (assuming it was done right and not a half arsed job), but you want the softest suspension you can get away with. You make up for the body roll with an ARB.

Sure, I drive a van, but I've thrown more cars around race tracks and B-Roads than you've had girlfriends. And it has ranged from chavved up motors (I've been down that road, so I've learnt from my mistakes), to luxo barges to sports cars.

There are many on here better equiped to pass judgement than I am, but seriously, if you're buying a Corsa B (for insurance reasons), do you really think top dollar was paid on the suspension to improve the handling based on the roads around you or a set of eBay special one size fits all?
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
I hope you don't have an open cone, otherwise enjoy your heat soak.

Your car doesn't look too bad from that angle, but I suspect you have massive alloys and lower springs and the rest of the standard inventory to ruin handling.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Drift King CZ :stuffs

I am guessing you play golf.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from mrodgers :Hmm.... and I thought you Brits were suppose to be the superior beings in the realm of sarcasm, yet you don't catch it when you see it......

I was aware it was sarcasm, but as it was the 3rd time you used it I felt it prudent to comment to make sure some of the children don't take it as gospel.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from mrodgers :Ah, I see now the 01 didn't have the wing.

Thank goodness I have all that downforce compared to you then. My 180 hp over your 150 really makes that wing a necessity. Thank goodness it is factory, therefore functional

The vast majority of factory wings/splitters generate more drag than they do down force, as they are aesthetic items. And barely make a difference to the lift the cars aero package is designed to generate.

And lets not forget that any down force would only kick in at high speeds, so you'll never notice the difference in the bendy bits. But enjoy a blunted top end and higher fuel usage compared to an identical but non-winged vehicle.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Nathan_French_14 :LOL! No, those parts were not for the Honda. The Honda has been SORN'ed as it needs a full restoration. The firewall has two tiny rust holes (The only rust on the car, but in the hardest place to repair. Typical!) so I decided to take it off the road to save up funds to do the whole lot in one go. Respray, etc.

Haha, always the case. I had to rebuild the back end of my van because the small spot of rust was inaccessible, but unless it was fixed I'd never pass MOT.

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :It only pushed my traders policy up by £1100 instead of £1500 for the Honda. Crazy.

I've noticed something similar when looking at something more comfortable than Vanessa. A 2.5TD (BMW unit, if I recall the same one Jakg's Rover rocks) Vauxhall Omega, auto full spec would cost me £1,600 to insure. BMW 5 series with the same motor, auto full spec £1,500, yet a Range Rover with the exact same engine, auto full spec list would only cost ~£800 a year. So naturally I am going to pick up a P38.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Jakg :Forum post = / = reliable source.

This info came from the MOT tester magazine thing which explained what VOSA would LIKE to do.

HID's will be enforced under construction & use (must be e-marked / washers / levellers)

Wiring harness is a good idea - but you can't really inspect much of it on a modern car without taking it apart (which you can't do on an MOT...)

Airbag lights is not a bad idea, enforcable.

The chipping thing is rediculous though - no legal basis, pretty much impossible to detect on all makes for a reasonable price.

On topic:

The guy who posted it is an MOT tester so he is privvy to changes before they come into force.

The airbag light is already in the MoT Test, so doesn't need to be included again, unless they are going to outlaw disabling airbags.

A lot of the new changes are head scratchers because they are hard to enforce. And I suspect the chipping thing comes from pressure from manufactures and/or insurance. But I fail to see how they can detect it without buying so stupidly expensive equipment.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Jakg :No, they wont.

WRT chipping - they'd "like to" but theres no way they can. Especially as you break no rules by remapping etc.

I am unsure how they expect MOTers to test for it. But here is a quick list of the changes (copy pasta from another forum, so there are some comments in the list):

2011 VOSA changes to MOT

Still 13 months away until these new regulations come into force, but some interesting changes. From MOT from December 2011, the below changes will come into force, which will be very bad news for some.

* HID lights – Specifically those aftermarket kits that give the very bright headlight beams. Any cars found with these kits will be an automatic MOT failure. Testers are able to easily spot the difference between HID kits, and manufacturer fitted Xenon’s. Easy to spot as Xenon cars have suspension level sensors, in car beam adjuster, and usually headlight washers.

* Chipped ECU’s - Unsure of just how / if this one will realistically be enforced, but any cars with chipped ECU’s will in theory be an MOT failure. I can only assume VOSA have found an easy way of checking ECU software through the cars OBD port (diagnostic plug).

* Wiring harness – The general condition of he wiring harness will be checked to make sure there is no rubbing or chaffing, and that the harnesses are in generally good condition. If unsecure, or damaged again MOT failure.

* Airbag warning lights - If any warning lights are illuminated, it will again be an MOT failure.

Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Someone put a V6 in my Accord? Hot Dayum! I'm sure it was a 4-pot last time I drove it.

Well you just picked up 6 plugs. Unless you keep two spare :P
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from dadge :that's because you have a hinge at the back of your neck which allows you to open your mouth to 180° lmao. i bet it didn't even touch the sides.

Canadian blood for you. We all have flappy heads.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Nathan_French_14 :My car has a spoiler on the front...
[boobs]

AND the back!...
[bum]

Try not to insult me too much guys. I might cry.

That is just greedy. Also, I wasn't aware that the Accord came in V6 guise.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :I am getting my car chipped on Saturday. Should give it an extra 30bhp and about 50lb ft torque..

I hope you're not basing the extra power on marketing BS. If you're getting it remapped you could easily see an extra 30 ponies, but never believe chip claims. Also, might be worth pointing out, new MoT rules coming into force at the end of the year will fail you for having a chipped/modded ECU, after market HID/Xenon lights and a range of other silly things.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from Jakg :Disagree - XCNuse gets his fair share of haet.

It's only non-performance mods that set off the flaming, anyway.

This, we're nicer to XCNurse because he has a ban hammer, but if something looks rancid, he gets heat for it.

Exactly, if you turned up the screw on your car, then you'll get praise. If you put on 18" alloys and tyres with such low profile there is no sidewall flex, expect to get a ribbing.
P5YcHoM4N
S3 licensed
Quote from dadge :fixed lol.

Isn't that much, I scoffed it all before I finished my second cuppa coffee.
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG