If he got killed, could've been a Darwin award niminee

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Quote from DevilDare :

doesnt look like it wants to work

Stream starts at 9am tomorrow for the race.

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section
of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her
nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds.

The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed
again, took a tissue, wiped her nose, then shuddered violently once more.

Assuming that the woman might have a cold, the man was still curious about
the shuddering. A few more minutes passed when the woman sneezed yet again.
As before she took a tissue, wiped her nose, her body shaking even more
than before.

Unable to restrain his curiosity, the man turned to the woman and said, 'I
couldn't help but notice that you've sneezed three times, wiped your nose
and then shuddered violently. Are you OK?'

'I am sorry if I disturbed you, I have a very rare medical condition; When
ever I sneeze I have an orgasm..'

The man, more than a bit embarrassed, was still curious. I have never heard
of that condition before' he said. 'Are you taking anything for it?'

The woman nodded, 'Pepper'

Quote from hrtburnout :

and it shows images of vaginas.

Pics or GTFO

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/7646807.stm

Quote :

Eighties pop singer Rick Astley has become the surprise contender for best act ever at this year's MTV Europe Music Awards in Liverpool.

The star, who has never been nominated in the history of the event, is up against U2, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Green Day and Tokio Hotel.

The winner, chosen by fans online, will be unveiled at the show on 6 November.

This man needs to win!!

We all need to vote for him, and we can vote for him as many times as he wants

http://ema.mtv.co.uk/vote/#_

Rick winning would be much better than U2 picking up another undeserved award

Quote from deggis :

Is this the end of the world then?

Nope, that thing still hasnt collided them particle yet

Welcome dude

Quote from dougie-lampkin :

...

I for one welcome our new Polish overlords...

hmm

For tomorrow mornings foursomes, he has left out westwood and garcia?

I feel if Europe dont do well tomorrow, Faldo will get crucified by the media

I said famous

So, what famous people would you like to punch in the side of the head?

Lets start...

Lewis Hamilton
Bono
Dustin Hoffman
50 Cent repeatedly
James Allen while giving a blowjob to Lewis Hamilton

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Do you just troll this thread all day, every day to satisfy your insecurites or what?

How ironic...

Should be good, but twat Faldo has lessened the goodness

Can't wait tbh. A bit dissapointed still for Clarke, I think he showed good form going into the picks, but Faldo went against his own words instead by picking poulter and casey.

Quote from mutt107 :

what the hell is this thread about anyway?

Yore ma

Go to the bottom of the "Off Topic" section, http://localhostr.com/files/e7f547/Untitled-1.png

Quote from Mackie The Staggie :

Lookls like Lewis has done his tryes

Surprise! 3rd time this race..

"remember this is hamiltons second race on this engine" - apparently the reason he is now falling back...

Oh please, what a crock of shit.

Everyone is praising Hamilton now, kubica has had just as good a race - gaining 8 places too..

How many laps did Hamilton do on his last stint?

Quote from anbiddulph :

oops, forgot the joke... lets see.

there was a man who worked at the ocean floor checking the drill of an oil rig. He had this industrial water heater that sucked water in from the sea, heated it up to a nice tempurature, and blows it back out, so he decided to put it in the back of his wetsuit. He felt an itch on his arse so he scratched it and suddenly it started to sting. What he thought was an itch, was actually a jellyfish, and when he scratched it, he burried it in his crack. He told the guys on the surface what happened and he couldnt understand a word they were saying, they were laughing histercally. So he se off up to the surface, through 2 decompressions, a total of 45 minutes. He arrives at the surface butt naked waiting for some cream or something to stop the burning..

To add insult to injury, his arse was swollen up, so he couldnt do a dump for 2 days.
he sent an e-mail to his sister to tell her what happened, and the local radio was doing a contest on the worst day at work, so obviously, she sent it in. She won.

That was pathetic

heh, Ennis is a shithole

and so is Limerick

Quote from scoobyrbac :

Has anyone figured out room 6?

Press up & down arrows on your keyboard together.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Translation would be nice

You're not seeing it right, re enter the address in your address bar... what you are seeing is an error message.

Finished it, very clever last one