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mickyc30
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lol yeah i like that one, made my blonde english teacher laugh.

One day Bill complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, I guess I should see a doctor." His friend offered, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker an cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10."
Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.
Late that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He decided to give it a try. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message:
Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren't yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don't stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.
mickyc30
S2 licensed
is that your own material?? i think not!
http://www.blonde-jokes.co.uk/top-10-dumb-blonde-jokes.php number 7! lol.


A blonde is overweight so her doctor put her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days," he tells her. "Then skip a day and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time see you, you’ll have lost at least 2 kilos."
When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 kilos. "Why that's amazing," the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
The blonde nods. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger you mean?" Asks the doctor.
"No," replies the blonde, "from skipping."
mickyc30
S2 licensed
Quote from Riders Motion :I want new rims and the rest is up to you.

Here you go riders, just a quickie because i was bored, nothing special.
mickyc30
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Sound Of Rock (Origanl Mix) - Hennes & Cold
mickyc30
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I Don't Like Mondays - Boom Town Rats.
God shuffle picks up some classic songs!
mickyc30
S2 licensed
here is a quick little LX6 skin i made, its trying to replicate a stcok Caterham Super 7 superlight, so its kind of plain.
thanks Michael
mickyc30
S2 licensed
hey Lycne, could you please make me a LX6 picture? i like that one on the bridge in the post above, thats if its not to much hassel. and if you do find the time to do it, could you please just put MickyC on it?
Thanks Michael
mickyc30
S2 licensed
Voodoo People - Prodigy
mickyc30
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lol nathan, that made me think twice
mickyc30
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Eleanor - Jet
mickyc30
S2 licensed
lol god, could you stoop any lower ha ha!
aniversery? i thought you were 15/16?
mickyc30
S2 licensed
Emo Kid - Adam and Andrew
mickyc30
S2 licensed
# Heart-Shaped On/Off Button,
# Cute Style

awwwwwww, do you have one on your key ring jak?
mickyc30
S2 licensed
Why did the boy fall off his bike?
because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why are seagulls called seagulls?
Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be called bagels!

There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.So first he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need"), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.Finally the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jack off. The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy: "You idiot, I was trying to say, I need a hand saw". The other guy replied: "I know, I was trying to tell you that "I'm coming...".

mickyc30
S2 licensed
Quote from bbman :Hold on, why did you leave Worms out, yet you list "Formula Karts" here? You crazy?

i think i had formlua karts on the good old original Playstation 1, not sure if its the same title lol
mickyc30
S2 licensed
yeah, i was thinking that, ive seen them around and they really arn't that dear here. My mobile, Motorola V3 Razr Black is getting kind of old, and with only 5mb memory and no expandable memory slot, its kind of frustrating, not that many photos and a few songs.
and i think i may soon be in the market for a new PSP battery, my current one seems to be a bit short lived. but im sure i can find a cheap one somewhere here in aus.
Thanks Michael
mickyc30
S2 licensed
The Bird And The Worm - The Used
mickyc30
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CUTE LED PIG TORCH KEYRING NEW WITH BATTERIES CHEAP

HA HA HA HA HA HA god thats funny... Sony Erricson mobile looks good, you dont post international do you?
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mickyc30
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lol i didnt know you reported this love that gif.
mickyc30
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i can see a lock coming on realll soon.
mickyc30
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Quote from MataGyula :" ... Went to South City this afternoon ,ready to take a sh!tload of pics with my new camera ... but things didn't go as planned. The camera was livin' it's own life so I could take only two pictures . I call them lucky pics as only two survived out of like 500+ . The first was taken just a few laps after the start, you can see one of the drivers just totaled his car . Other interesting thing to note are the dark clouds comin' in - on the second photo you can see the heavy rain they bought. It was taken in the last lap before they canceled the race due to loads of water on the track... "
quoted from anonymus blog


c&c welcome :P

ha ha i love the first 1, its now my new wallpaper!
mickyc30
S2 licensed
Quote from The Very End :Eagles - Hotel California

awesome, its a great song

The Darkness - DJ Wag
mickyc30
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Whats My Age Again - Blink 182
mickyc30
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One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces - Ben Folds Five

lucky its a small name..
mickyc30
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Stairway To Heaven - Led Zeplin

classic
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG