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danthebangerboy
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Quote from robt :Expect an update from Danthebangerboy soon, was out playing with his skirt yesterday lunchtime

I dont wear skirts rob

take it you drove by as i was sorting out the beer disaster i had, was given a crate from work, a few bumps later and a can punctured all over the passenger footwell, what a bloody mess lol
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Should have ze diesel E46 sometime between christmas and new year, and from what i have read online they are 148 bhp as standard, and im also told that if i replace the turbo with a larger unit and get it remapped i could be in 200 bhp territory without spending too much money, that'll be nice!
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
New one.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from Electrik Kar :I got someone pregnant!


(it's my partner)

I did that too, really hope that it all goes well, and you dont have to go thru what we did, 9 weeks in and bye bye, runs in both our families, cant carry boys, but thats life eh, i was really gutted and angry about it for a while, but i guess its just mother nature at work, it wants what it wants.

But on a good note, i have just bought an e46 beema
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from Töki (HUN) :Cool, but please don't murder it. (*cough* MX5 *cough*)

Dont worry, i wont, the only thing i will do if possible is lower it by a modest amount and put these rims on it, once i find out which exact rims they are, i like the dished look, and the chrome edge.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
The silver 2001 320d se beema will be mine by next week, cannot wait!!!
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
More in car lighting work completed on the '5, but from what i saw last time i metnioned lights nobody really cares so meh lol, pretty much just making it look as good as possible for the meet at london ace cafe on saturday where it will be on a show stand, truly goin out in style, as it will be very hopefully beema time soon
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Got a little bit better at mixing, and learned to scratch, well, to some degree, much better than i was before anyway, and went to lots and lots of raves, 7 so far, with 2 (or if you count NYE) 3 more to go before 2011 is out, been to more events this year than i have in the last 4 combined, although im not sure thats strictly an achievment.

And on the downsides, relationships = total dogshit to be fair, maybe 2k12 will be my year eh.
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danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from S14 DRIFT :
although what you'd do to it is slightly worrying after seeing your taste in motors

TBH pretty much the only things i would really want to do to it is lower it by a sensible amount and change the wheels, ideally id like these rims, thats pretty much as far as id want to go tho.

danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Been offered a 2001 BMW 320d SE, has just had all new brakes (discs and pads) brand new set of tyres and a new turbo, for 2 grand that seems like a fairly good deal.

Not the actual car but its identical to this one, same year and colour.



i am very very tempted.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from tristancliffe :I LOVE the "what is your problem with me" replies, usually then edited away to make them look less stupid once they realise they were had.

Ha ha ha ha ha.

Guilty as charged.

:hidesbehi
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
I am confused.
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danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
SMD LED sidelight bulbs fitted, SMD bulbs for number plate lights and interior lights on order, HID style plasma white headlight bulbs ready to go in, 'jewel' style number plate lights ready to fit (had the usual rippled small plastic covers on them before which had whitened and gone brittle) so i hand made new perfectly clear perspex covers for them.

So the weekend will consist of fitting what has arrived and vigorous cleaning and polishing of the entire car, plus respraying the green and black (that was a stupid colour scheme) wheels so i have all silver rims, then it'll be ready for next weekend at the ace cafe london, where it will be on a show stand for the day.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Switched my lights on as i left a mates place earlier, and pop pop, both headlight bulbs blown within literally half a second of eachother, is that even normal? had to drive home on full beam coz its all i had, both dipped beams gone.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Timecodes.



Already have the program (virtualDJpro is compatible with these) so now all i need is the little box of tricks that runs from computer to mixer, and another decent mixer and im away.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from AndRand :I even googled "simultaneous rape"

I hope for your sake that you have cleared your internet history since then, that could throw up some awkward questions lol
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Nah, i have tried to scratch with regular carts on the concordes as opposed to the scratch carts, so skippy, just no hold in the groovs in comparison.

Im not that good yet, but im getting there, compared to how i was 12 months ago anyway...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xtRINYXRw4
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from Fuse5 :so you do a lot of scratching?

I do, loads and loads, learned the basics like the 1 click flare and chirps so far, but cant do any speedy scribbles or anything coz the ortofon concordes i have at the moment skip a bit too easy.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
will be buying a pair of these in about 4 hours time (wages go in at midnight)

The best needles money can buy so im reliably informed.

danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Quote from 5tag :Without any doubt you are the biggest ever nerdchav I've seen on any forum to this day.

Ever.




Please, do us a favor and collect a few thoughts before posting the next times.

Erm, why?

And my point still stands, locked diff is fine, for me to drive on anyway, fact.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Kutskis radio 1 show from last night, with special guest DJ Gammer, hardcore set is the 2nd half.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/b0178q8g
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Bahh, who needs an LSD, just take whatever you got and weld it, worked for me, little mazda is still going strong lol.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
IMO, the best exhaust notes can only be obtained with an ashley exhaust system, i love the raspyness of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70vQUNZ_0wQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbpqQa9hyxI


And thats the system im going to be getting for my mx very soon.
danthebangerboy
S3 licensed
Hmm i guess so, i remember having a bit of a, well i wouldnt say arguement, more of a differing view of the law with a cantankerous police officer regarding this whole numberplate mullarky back at the beginning of summer, my plates havent got the bsau number or makers name on them, well that was it, he started on about 60 quid this and on the spot fine that, to which i replied that while a plate missing this info would be illegal on quite a lot of cars, that it is not so on mine due to its age, he looked a bit puzzled and a couple of people who were with me agreed that yes my plates were legal, he ended up going back to his patrol car and reading through all the documentation, before having to back down because i was right, thats the first time i have ever gone up against a copper regarding a legal matter and not come off worse haha.
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