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CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
The hotlap is a hotlap were you find YOUR fastest time - if you need to simulate a long run because you happen to feel faster, then ....


If you are driving your car using your own skills - and you are at least able to draft that fast natually.....

its still a hotlap.


This isn't a qualifying session. WR Means nothing during a race anyhow.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
what the heck?
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Quote from Hahmo :He's not trying to make the most realistic racing sim possible. He's trying to make the best as he can and then be happy with it.

What I said and what you said - to me means exactly the same thing?


Quote :If someone can tell me why its important that a car behaves 'safely' (presumably with accurately modelled ABS, ESP, TCS systems) in a racing sim, id be very interested! The first thing any racer is going to do is turn all of those systems off! Maybe its VW secrectly pushing for the safety angle and refusing a general release of the Scirocco until the car is 'safe' to drive, in case it detracts from their corporate image of building safe and predictable handling cars!?

To be realistic - maybe? If the safety features don't work realistically - it is safe to assume that it wont behave like a real car.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Quote from hazaky :What difference does this make? If devs consider this to be a good idea and all that then they will probably add this into theyr to-do-list.

Quote :Fictional Scawen: God this is so funny ill put it in - and it will have bycicle tyres....

A fictional version of LFS will have 3 wheeled cars - and will be named "Ridge Racer - Stage 3"
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed

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CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
... when you call out Scawen's name during sex with your lady ...


Quote from Kerodal :Well i got story for that space thing after crash... rolled over friends car and after i finished all cursing i first wanted to press F10 to see suspension damage and then to press space to reset, ohh any one ever thought when gas empty to press space to reset? (same applyes for tires gettin too old)

Press Space to fix your suspension =)
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CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
/endthread before things get out of hand
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
No - it is Scawen's purity level of determination to produce the most realistic racing sim possible.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed

<?php 
/*
    =)  - no license....
*/

$LFS 'S2';
$PS3 "PS3";

$int = ($PS3 $LFS) - $LFS// integers in strings will be added, smartass characters otherwise ignored..

echo "S$int";


// Result: this code will output  'S3'
?>

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CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Damn this /thread.

Ill point u here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11900389 to take your mind off things a bit
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
And we keep saying that convincing Scawen to do such evil is like stripping jesus and telling him to go rob a bank.

Not a chance m8 - wont happen - realistically - until the real deal is as close to perfect as Scawen wants.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Damn i missed it
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
BOOM - thread has been desrtoyed.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Yeah - like the guy above just said - We all want bigger boobs instead of quality -_-
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
No big deal - sarcasm is a part of life.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
God - I obviously failed at making obvious sarcasm - obviously.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
<----- My eyebrows will twitch whenever someone fails to pull over.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Quote from AdamWest : i will not be able to reply because i am leaving right now to host the server. thank you all!

So were do you leave from? Your house?


Were is your server? Down the street?


Try using ALT+TAB?
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Hey Jeff - Why did you have to create 2 related threads about identical topics within 30 minutes of each other?
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
I want to drive my car in CMX. I also want to use it to run over my neighbour's dog.

I need the lights too - when I go camping.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Did you know that you have athletes foot?

I hope you wont share your pedal.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
/thread ...

Now lets start a new 140+ thread and talk shit.
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Quote from Gegry1992 :It's need to be open-source!

You cannot take propietary code and make it opensource
CodieMorgan
S2 licensed
Quote from Byku :Yeah i know ... for a year people are talking on and on about the same thing . Pity though, that there hasn't been any nice progress report(if there is any progress at all?). Scawen... how's goin? Do You think You will make it this year? Yeah, sure i don't care anymore like i cared before, i'm just curious. I'm just simply playing other games(but not car sims... couse well.. LFS.. is still the best imo, but i'm slightly bored by it).

-_-

1:
Scawen has made various posts around the forum - use the search function and read them for your bloodly reports unless you want to remain ignorant.

Alternatively go to his profile.

2:
Curiousity = Caring , you wouldn't be curious if u didn't care. The same applies to a woman - it is like saying " I hate her, I dont care about her - by the way , I'm curious if she is still in hospital". That is caring. You care enough to poke your nose here to say you dont care.

3:
There is progress - refere to #1.

4:
Slightly Bored = Bored Stiff - you need some coffee, 'pot', a porn mag and some grass.

5:
-- you are making the eyebrows in my avatar twitch . look carefully.

Quote :
I hope not.. I just got my S2 license last week

Welcome to LFS -

The community forum of the sim called "Live For Procrastination"

=) Enjoy your stay
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