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AtomAnt
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Quote from Hahmo :(The Stig) would buy it

Or does Top Gear Die?
I was just saying...whole new stig,,who is it now?
AtomAnt
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Quote from Dajmin :You know what's even better than editing? Not posting senseless crap in the first place

A) I Don't Post crap.
B) Don't read
AtomAnt
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Quote from nikopdr :Ben Collins.

Correct me if I' wrong..Ben Collins is the MASK?
AtomAnt
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Quote from Forbin :Quit it with the "S" word.

I Agree. Enough with that word and while we are at it..I never liked that word

Call you that word..you Snot...

If you knew what it took to get Forbin to post.

Some dumb Ant.
AtomAnt
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I read this thread wrong, I thought it said post your Dike (a Dam)..laughing my ass off or LMAO
AtomAnt
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Quote from rich uk :Why do you always post 3 times in a row? Why not make the 3 posts into 1 post? it's very annoying.

I'm Happy Post Post Post

Why you do Lucky happy lucky
AtomAnt
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Quote from tristancliffe :But no prizes other than self-satisfaction.

Rules:
* Picture must be motorsport related, either LFS or real life.
* At least 5 posts/captions before the next picture, although I obviously can't enforce this.
* Do try not to be vulgar or sick, it's not big (phnarr) or clever, like a retarded dwarf.
* Anything I say goes, so I can tell you off for being stupid if I want to
* The winner of each picture is chosen by the poster of the picture. The winner then posts a new picture. Don't post a picture unless you have been made a winner by a previous poster. Also, don't wait for days - I think if a favourite hasn't been chosen in 24 hours it can be deemed 'dead', and a new picture posted.
* In the event of a tie, i.e. two captions being deemed equally funny by the picture poster, then the winner is the person who wrote the caption first. However, the other people in the tie, be it one or more people, may hijack the tie after NOT LESS THAN 2 hours if the actual winner doesn't get his arse in gear and post a new picture within that time. The first hijacker to hijack (which is open only to members involved in the tie-break) is deemed the current picture, and any failed attempts for other tie break members to post their own picture must be met with ridicule and finger pointing.



I'll start with a picture of me, so that you can make me say silly things. Self-depreciation is fun

Edit: Updated rules (added a 5th one)

Edit2: Added tie-break clarification

Left..No your left...don't make me take my Helmet off
Post your Girlfriend with me
AtomAnt
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Photo shop.

Photo shop that guys girl with you.

Be nice

Me and Becky

Do your best

I love this Photo because she has her arm around me...took 35 years to find this kinda girl. She look Happy?
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AtomAnt
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Quote from logitekg25 :amazing find :bowdown:

TY by clicking this link...you have singed with ANTSPAM

(It's in the fine print)
AtomAnt
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Quote from bunder9999 :let's see your grub.conf... i wouldn't be surprised grub is trying to chainload the wrong partition...

The BARF Config.exe/ upchuck

Also the I'm a fat Kid at home eating Fat Space...I won't leave ever!

Ok so you're not fat

Weak..
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AtomAnt
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Quote from Jakg :Tried a dualboot of Ubuntu on my netbook, which in turn installed Grub - this worked fine for Ubuntu, but Windows refused to boot - using the CD on a memory stick I got into the recover console, but all it did was delete grub... so now I have no way of booting anything.

I've tried countless guides on the net suggesting I explore come commands but none seem to be working.

If I go "bootsect.exe /nt60 all /force" it picks up Windows is installed, and the HDD still has all the data on their. It's also marked as active.

Any suggestions?

That should keep you busy?

My suggestion..GET A LIFE
AtomAnt
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Quote from theirishnoob :he puts it in their so it doesnt freeze

You Really want to ...have Coffee in Finland..or be stupid in Newfoundland..maybe palnt a Flower in Holland..bunch of people

Quote from theirishnoob :he puts it in their so it doesnt freeze

I was doing this when you you were dreaming this chit up..my fave

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdUUx5FdySs


Was done by a peer.
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AtomAnt
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Quote from Luke.S :I know it is just another BMW but I couldn't pass this up. They have lived up to their promise of a car which could be considered a modern day E30 M3. And they have done it.

(quoted from topgear.com)

OMFG some threw up on your..what was it..a 326 vomit?
I have stool and tapes worms quicker

Quote from Töki (HUN) :Too heavy and bad looking. The second ugliest BMW imo, following the E63.

Your Dad own the ugliest?

OMG.even I will move to another thread.
AtomAnt
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Quote from theirishnoob :

Was an old pic
AtomAnt
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Quote from JO53PHS :I dunno how tiny the scratches are, but if they are fairly fine, you should try something like this:



I know it says black trim wax, but if you slop it all over your paintwork and polish off well, it works a treat. The wax is black, but your car doesn't need to be black.. it will work fine on any vaguely dark coloured car, as long as the scratches are very fine. Obviously, if you try to put it on a huge deep scratch, you'll just end up changing the colour of your scratch from silver to black.

It's not a permanent fix as such, but Ii just hides all the very fine scratches that make your paintwork look a bit tired. I put it on an 84,000 mile dark blue Land Rover which had fairly average paintwork (it was all original paint, but not too good in terms of scratches), and the wax made it look like a whole new car.

Shoot all cats, they love a warm hood
AtomAnt
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Quote from theirishnoob :small price to be free i guess.

cars are very expencive....

the day they dont cause you an arm/leg/first born is a good day.

seriously... if you can rag it without doing 1000's worth of damage....

Win.

Here...take my welding knowledge..run forth and BEAD
AtomAnt
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Quote from BastianB :

See .He knew the answer, Popa bear from FOX...Bill Unreliability
AtomAnt
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Quote from Crashgate3 :

That makes no sense...please. explain...oh wait...don't
AtomAnt
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Quote from Klutch :Bring them up, bring-bring-bring them up dead!



Sorry, couldn't resist quoting a classic gabber tune

You lose..now have HOPE!

I edit to say..there is no hope for...

That way of thinking..always have hope.......it's all you got
AtomAnt
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Quote from Crashgate3 :

Now That is Funny!
AtomAnt
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So the story goes. I heard they (WHO) are gonna release the Dude that has the Mistress...Mine you

His Wife is waiting to slap him...Slap Miner
AtomAnt
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Quote from Inouva :I draw the line to thread like this , lol (?)

Where did the Crystal come from?
AtomAnt
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Quote from Inouva :I draw the line to thread like this , lol (?)

I Accept.

What is the Plural of Walrus...WAIT! Ask yourself..do not Google?

Try your best and Be Honest.
AtomAnt
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Quote from Franky.S :was using sarcasm young man

At least he says sorry..I know a lot of his age which would lip yah
AtomAnt
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Quote from S14 DRIFT :Wot do we 'ave 'ere then?

Hello..

Long time since I bothered posting. Haven't even been lurking moar. Simply haven't been using the forums (or any, actually) for close to a year. Work and not having internet at my flat (not bothered) mean little time and few chances to check and post.

So how are things going around here? Had a quick look on the LFS Site and found absolutely no updates for as long as I can remember. Has there been any activity worth mentioning on the forum in posts? Had a quick look through Scawens 'latest' (and I use that term loosely) posts and can't see anything worth mentioning.

Nice to see many of the old guard is here, I must admit I figured 95% of the golden oldies whom have used this forum would have buggered off by now. But seems my assumptions were incorrect.

Anyhoo, found a new game to play (Tricky Trucks or something, thanks) so perhaps this forum isn't a complete waste of time anymore!

Hope everyone is well.

"Still Nobody in Here"
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