i "know" your father's a dab hand at the pork inhaler too.

Quote from dadge :

i "know" you father's a dab hand at the pork inhaler too.

LMAO!

really

...a mouth is a mouth I suppose :/

sick bastard

Quote from dadge :

so you haven't blown anything recently?

apart from exhaling, not really
i prefer to be blown myself.
if you catch my drift,
in several ways
nudge nudge
wink wink
more
hints
to

even further stretch the joke
(text pyramid lol)

Quote from CSU1 :

LMAO!

really

...a mouth is a mouth I suppose :/

sick bastard

any hole's a goal. it's like bungee jumping. as long as you don't look down, it's totally fine.

Quote from Bose321 :

You didn't get his joke did you?

Ofc I got the joke.

Women belong in the kitchen is your opinion.

My opinion is that women belong anywhere where men are also.

Quote from rockclan :

Ofc I got the joke.

Women belong in the kitchen is your opinion.

My opinion is that women belong anywhere where men are also.

Where did I say that? It's HIS opinion.

i don't care who makes my samich, as long as the person who's making it know's that they're my bitch!
yeah, i said it!

Try the spare key. Maybe your main key has come uncoded and triggered the Immobiliser.

32 replies but NO ONE told the OP to POST A SPR ?!!

Quote from Keling :

32 replies but NO ONE told the OP to POST A SPR ?!!

We were getting there.

Quote from Keling :

32 replies but NO ONE told the OP to POST A SPR ?!!

OP last activity: Posting his only post on this forum.
He either got it or got abducted by the BL T1 giant squid .

Quote from Mille Sabords :

1) turn on the engine ("i" gnition)
2) check you clutch status ("F9") - if fully red bar, you will not move any more

Quote from CSU1 :

^^

+ setting/player/auto clutch = On

Quote from FPVaaron :

Check if there's spark.

Quote from Furiously-Fast :

Have you got fuel in it?

Quote from tikshow :

wheels? maybe you parked it on a bad street and someone stole them

Quote from sergiogon :

Charge the battery dude!
Or make it jump start!

Quote from Takumi_lfs :

jump start works always.

Quote from Tomhah :

Change engine. I blew it when I was testing your car the other night.

Quote from Inouva :

Check the Fuses

Quote from imthebestracerthereis :

Make sure the key is in the ignition.

Quote from 91mason91 :

Check the oven.

Quote from rockclan :

Check the beer.

Quote from simulation :

use the right key !!

The right answer is: The car is in pitbox, doing it's pitstop.

Please wait.

EDIT: Alright, I was wrong, he has not a throttle pedal in his car.

Whats going on here poor guy dont know how to drive and you guys are talking about the womens role in society

Quote from Mille Sabords :

BL T1 giant squid .

What ever happened to that patch?

how off topic has this been going.

Where's the OP ?