How about this:

LFS Gumball 3000 Edition
Rating: M
Party hard, get laid, evade cops, and race on the best roadcourses for 3000 miles....

Quote from deggis :

Yup, cool idea but this is not Grand Theft Auto, Mafia or "Microsoft Car Simulator".

Quote from ajp71 :

I think there has been some suggestion of a market for a massively multiplayer sim, a bit like NFS but without the silly lights or big bumpers and a physics engine.

NFS have physics????