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Some light humor.
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#1 - Mako.
Some light humor.
"Why is driving is usualy thought of as a man's sport?" asked some woman the other day.

I left her with this: cockpit
Can someone post a link to this 'humor' I can't seem to find it.
#3 - Atixt
Quote from LFSn00b :Wrong section, and i don't get it. where's the joke?

i guess it has something to do with the "cock" part..
Quote from Nighty :Can someone post a link to this 'humor' I can't seem to find it.

It's a penis joke
But if a 'pit' is somewhere you put things, does that not make a 'cockpit'..?

...something else entirely.
Quote from Dajmin :But if a 'pit' is somewhere you put things, does that not make a 'cockpit'..?

...something else entirely.

Exactly, a cock is something a man has, but a cockpit... Um, I'll stop there...
You can't beat a good knob gag, unfortuanatly this wasn't one of them.

Personally, these guys product the best knob gags around
#9 - CSU1
Quote from danowat :You can't beat a good knob gag, unfortuanatly this wasn't one of them.

Personally, these guys product the best knob gags around

^^ weren't they gey...like Bert n' Ernie??
Quote from CSU1 :^^ weren't they gey...like Bert n' Ernie??

GAY? GGAAAYY?

No, they are not GAY, they are comedy geniuses

Bloody heathen

Now THIS is humour
You can be gay and still be a comedy genuis...
Quote from DarkTimes :You can be gay and still be a comedy genuis...

I am sure you can (but I can't think of any apart from that tool Eddie Izard, and I am not even sure he is gay, maybe just likes dressing in womans clothes, and who doesn't)
Izzard is a transvestite... But he's got a wife apparently. A very very funny man.

But yeah, the bald one off of Little Britain is gay. Little Britain has some very funny stuff...

Anyway, lol, I'm not going to get into the gay debate. Just remember, Rufus Wainwright is gay, but Rod Stewart is straight. :/
Aye, yeah, he is, Matt Lucas, you are right, although probably the campest man in the world is straight, David Walliams, go figure.....
#16 - CSU1
...could never really take to Bottom..just didnt find it all that funny,
these guy's crack me up....

English humour is a bit weird sometimes and hard to follow....

my fav's

Trailer Park Boys
Father Ted
Faulty Towers
Men behaving badly
Only Fools and horses(obviously...but abit old now)
Black Books
Naked camera
lots more

Edit:

@Thisnameistaken...you might find what you lookin for hereLOL!
PLease...this conversation, is REALLY wierd!
Quote from DarkTimes :the bald one off of Little Britain is gay.

Yeah I know. Now where's the gay comic genius you promised me?

If you say "Graham Norton" you're going on ignore!
Well, while my joke wan't good, i have not failed my real intention, to get some links becasuse I'm bored. Thanks guys.
Quote from CSU1 :...could never really take to Bottom..just didnt find it all that funny,
these guy's crack me up....

English humour is a bit weird sometimes and hard to follow....

my fav's

Trailer Park Boys
Father Ted
Faulty Towers
Men behaving badly
Only Fools and horses(obviously...but abit old now)
Black Books
Naked camera
lots more

Edit:

@Thisnameistaken...you might find what you lookin for hereLOL!

If you've not already, get yourself a League of Gentlemen DVD. If you like Father Ted (which is not actually British incidentally), then I think you'll like League of Gentlemen. Probably my favourite show ever.
Quote from CSU1 :my fav's

Trailer Park Boys
Father Ted
Faulty Towers
Men behaving badly
Only Fools and horses(obviously...but abit old now)
Black Books
Naked camera
lots more

You forgot Spaced and Peep Show.
Quote from thisnameistaken :Yeah I know. Now where's the gay comic genius you promised me?

If you say "Graham Norton" you're going on ignore!

It's subjective, but Matt Lucus is very well regarded in the UK. I like Graham Norton, but I wouldn't say he was approaching anything like a genius.

Edit: Peep Show is amazing!
#23 - CSU1
lol Graham Nortan is a load of shite...god i'd love to just punch him in teh face
peep show - never seen
Spaced - never heard of...
League Of Gentlemen - DvD ordered
Yeah, Peep show and Spaced are class, that episode of Spaced with resident evil in it (sorta a precursor to Shaun of the dead in a way) was classic, and Peep show is probably one of the most underated "sitcom's" (hate that word) ever, Superhands was top notch LOL
Quote from DarkTimes :Exactly, a cock is something a man has, but a cockpit... Um, I'll stop there...

Cockgarage? Cockgaragepit?

Some light humor.
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