Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

I'm pretty sure that Bruce Lee could smack the crap out of Fedor..

thats just because you don't know anything about martial arts. gene lebel tossed bruce lee around like a ragdoll, and fedor is WAY more skilled than gene lebelle. there are many fighters now, that are more skilled than bruce lee was at his time. If you teleported bruce lee into the present and threw him directly into the ring with someone like Kid yamamoto, or Imanari, or Shinya Aoki, he'd get destroyed within 20 seconds. All of those guys are around bruce lee's weight. Fedor has like 120pounds on Bruce lee and he is the No.1 Ranked fighter in the world.

Herecy!

"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."

10 Reasons why Chuck Norris is the man. not.

Quote from pine-fin :

Herecy!

"Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."

10 Reasons why Chuck Norris is the man. not.

ROFL! I just love those Chuck Norris jokes, is there a place where they are all gathered?

Quote from Gabkicks :

thats just because you don't know anything about martial arts. gene lebel tossed bruce lee around like a ragdoll, and fedor is WAY more skilled than gene lebelle. there are many fighters now, that are more skilled than bruce lee was at his time. If you teleported bruce lee into the present and threw him directly into the ring with someone like Kid yamamoto, or Imanari, or Shinya Aoki, he'd get destroyed within 20 seconds. All of those guys are around bruce lee's weight. Fedor has like 120pounds on Bruce lee and he is the No.1 Ranked fighter in the world.

Well which martial art does Fedor practice?

Plus I practice Judo, check my other thread, buddy. I study the stuff in my free time also.

Quote from Boris Lozac :

ROFL! I just love those Chuck Norris jokes, is there a place where they are all gathered?

Yeah. it's this awesome site which allows ... their search engine too!!

Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

Yeah. it's this awesome site which allows ... their search engine too!!

Funny guy, eh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8QAeoFdM5g

nuff said.

Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

Well which martial art does Fedor practice?

Plus I practice Judo, check my other thread, buddy. I study the stuff in my free time also.






Yeah. it's this awesome site which allows ... their search engine too!!

its just er... i'm a uber hardcore martial arts fan. sorry >_< i eat sleep and breath MMA.

Quote from Boris Lozac :

Funny guy, eh...

I was just playing around

But it is true how you can find all the jokes there

omg you guys never watched all bruce lee's movies before ?? everyone knows thats the last big fight bruce lee had before chuck norris used his fire breth and kill him

Bruce lee was just a specialist in kung fu, but he was such a enthusiast (genius wathever) that he went improving it, and created jeet kune do,he aint no big deal to these luta livre all around fight monsters...basicaly could say kung fu main focus is in discipline, respect etc, not hurting people...but he was the best at it

Quote from Gabkicks :

LOL if you call yourself a martial artist and you dont know who fedor is, that is a shame. He does sambo which is like judo with emphsis on leglocks. That is like me saying i am a basketball fan and not knowing who Michael Jordan is. or like saying i am a Hockey fan and not knowing who who Wayne Gretzky is. Do you know who Hidehiko Yosida is?

its just er... i'm a uber hardcore martial arts fan. sorry >_< i eat sleep and breath MMA.

I dunno the only thing I ever watch for martial arts is UFC, and maybe Pride and that's once every 3 weeks, with no reason, and all random matches..

Oh it's Hidehiko Yoshida, dunno if you made a typo or not. And yeah I have seen him fight before, I dunno when though..I know he's short, like 5 ft. 11.. and he fights Judo ..Or am I wrong?


Time to go check wikipedia

how about Seagal & Van Damme?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juP1RNE8Vqc

Quote from Cr!t!calDrift :

I dunno the only thing I ever watch for martial arts is UFC, and maybe Pride and that's once every 3 weeks, with no reason, and all random matches..

Oh it's Hidehiko Yoshida, dunno if you made a typo or not. And yeah I have seen him fight before, I dunno when though..I know he's short, like 5 ft. 11.. and he fights Judo ..Or am I wrong?


Time to go check wikipedia

yeah typeo . yoshida. he is judo gold medalist. and one of the biggest judo stars alive right now. Sokoujdu aka Judo Thierry just pwnt 2 of the top light heavyweights in the division. He ko'ed both in the 1st round lol.

Seagal = Aikido

Van Damme = Karate

Lee = Kung-Fu -> Wing Tsun -> Jeet Kune Do

BUT: What is all this against Chuck Norris? Remember that Chuck Norris killed Hitler. It´s true. He did a roundhousekick that fast, his foot moved back in time and killed him!

Tony jaa is the next gen.. if you have seen Ong bak u would know .

Quote from Crazy Harry :

Seagal = Aikido

Van Damme = Karate

Lee = Kung-Fu -> Wing Tsun -> Jeet Kune Do

BUT: What is all this against Chuck Norris? Remember that Chuck Norris killed Hitler. It´s true. He did a roundhousekick that fast, his foot moved back in time and killed him!

actually van damme was a pro kickboxer. Vladimir putin is a real martial artist as well. he was at bodogfight to see Fedor.

Quote from Gabkicks :

actually van damme was a pro kickboxer.

As far as I know fullcontact karate, not kickboxing.

Seagal?????

That guy doesnt even come close....

Quote from Crazy Harry :

As far as I know fullcontact karate, not kickboxing.

yeah, he was both

Quote from Gabkicks :

yeah typeo . yoshida. he is judo gold medalist. and one of the biggest judo stars alive right now. Sokoujdu aka Judo Thierry just pwnt 2 of the top light heavyweights in the division. He ko'ed both in the 1st round lol.

Nice

Quote from deggis :

how about Seagal & Van Damme?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juP1RNE8Vqc

LOL! I love how chubby they make Seagal look here.. haha! I'd like to think though that Seagal would kick Damme's arse!

Jackie Chan is the man though!

Have y'all seen the Mountain dew commercial with Chuck Norris in it, chasing these guys that are making all these internet jokes up about him?
It's pretty funny.... ok sorta funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lu1wNxr9Sqg