Ok, was bored so did this. Well one thing to answer:

What animal would you be? Why?

A cat...'coz I'm cute.

...a moose

An Axlotl

A Dog, so that I could lick my own balls without my Girlfriend thinking I'm wierd.


....What?

I cat, owned/attended by me and the missus.

peregrine falcon because it can reach speeds of over 200mph(when diving).

Wolf or Coyote.

A shrew - the only animal that can eat three times it's own weight without taking a breath in between.

Trilobite

Or perhaps a Gigantoproductus, their fossils always look smiley so...

A sloth. Cause then I'd have an excuse for being incredibly lazy.

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peregrine falcon because it can reach speeds of over 200mph(when diving).

+1 just being free, having a look from every perspective

A racing pigeon. Because it's a smart bird, and always loyal to its home and partner.
Maybe only me...

A duck. Because ducks are awesome.

a fly. ill fly into nice looking girls showers

I tried this with vegetables,

http://www.lfsforum.net/showthread.php?t=61485

A Dog.. Probably a Jack russel breed.

Pony.

Whats wrong?

A homosapien.

An anteater

Yes ... the girls will like me.

A woolly mammoth.

a unicorn

A Scorpion. 'cos I will have a venomous stinger and I can kill anyone who ticks me off.

C.a.t

Fly, the one that flies at night

I would be...earmelon