"I modded my car that it does not have good brakes"

"My brakes got damaged"

"I tested my handbrake"

"IM DRIFTER MAAAN!"

Argh, the worst excuse I have ever heard, when someone ploughed their LX4 right into the back of my LX6, effectivly ending my race, and all he could say was....

"Sorry, my legs fell off"

I WAS really pissed with the guy but it did make a me laugh a bit

"I crashed you because i wanted to!"

Laughed hard at this one.
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Quote from sldwayz :

Update this $!#!#!#! Game!

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Quote from Stevan84 :

When i started playing LFS, i used to copy other drivers name, crash someone so hard and then make other gamers to vote to kick the original driver. It was so funny and hilarious that i couldnt stop. I cried of laugh

For example if someones name is
Marco i could easy make my name Morco (coz in LFS letters "a" and "o" looks the same).

I know i made ppl pissed but later i was fed up with that stuff so i stopped wracking other ppl and tried to do my best in racing. Didnt drive so much, bcoz dont have wheel.

So my excuse was always:" Its not me its the crasher!"

I cant find the smallest bit of fun in what you were doing... have people like you ever consider that it can be extremly annoying for other people and that inocent has to die or be seriously injured because of your stupidity?

I was in bathroom and connektion was bad.

I got jumped by a two year old

Quote from [SWE]RE :

When I first got my G25, and wasn't used to 3 pedals, I accidentally hit the clutch when I was supposed to brake. I did this because I was used to the old momo I had the day before. I said "Sorry, pressed the wrong pedal". It was true, but it's a lame excuse anyway. :]

Epic. Just came across this having pressed the clutch coming up to T1 at Blackwood!

Last week I was racing on IHR server.
First race and first corner somone kicked my XRG off the track with his FXO and sais :"Sorry, there was some naked women on the braking zone"

:chairfall

Quote from [SWE]RE :

When I first got my G25, and wasn't used to 3 pedals, I accidentally hit the clutch when I was supposed to brake. I did this because I was used to the old momo I had the day before. I said "Sorry, pressed the wrong pedal". It was true, but it's a lame excuse anyway. :]

Happend to me twice the first day I got my G25

" Sorry, i Just forget where was the brake pedal "

I was distracted by the porn on the advertisments... that i modded myself... -____-

Quote from ethan520 :

I was distracted by the porn on the advertisments... that i modded myself... -____-

thats a pretty good idea

I was thinking in my dead

happened 5 minutes ago:

"NO PROPLEM IS COMUPUTER"

Quote from Niggo :

happened 5 minutes ago:

"NO PROPLEM IS COMUPUTER"

OMGZOR Niko is on teh f0rumz?


And that's indeed a stupid excuse.

"I hate freaking bl1, why devs wont make more faster tracks?"

"I was watching porn on TV, and whilst being in your slipstream I came and pushed the accelerator full"

Had that with some demo guy, I had a laugh at it though.

These are all good excuses for my crashes... I mean; I'm a drifter!!!! YEAH!!!!!

But seriously, some of these are truly legit. I have found myself braking behind another car whilst being in its slipstream... Couldn't stop fast enough. However, these don't result in the car going off the track, but losing a few seconds on the lap, and drifting a bit. I told you you can drift in a XFG! =D

This didn't happen in LFS but it applies here nonetheless.

I was having a real fight for first place in a league-race, running the inside line and having about half a car-length of lead coming up to a hard righthand corner when my cat pulled the USB-cable out of the socket... Chaos ensued as u may have guessed

As both me and my combatant was on Vent at the moment he heard me cursing at my cat and so he actually found it in his heart to forgive me...

Just got to love those furry things tho just remember to use the USB-sockets on the top of the computer instead of those on the front...

LOL ! That append with my dog xD He disconnected my G25 just after a start and then was the chaos Was on a public server, I crashed maybe 20cars lol ... Got banned 7 days

Guy with a Toyota skin: "Sorry, my accelerator pedal got stuck."

Lolzor

Quote from John5200 :

Happend to me twice the first day I got my G25

Ive had my G25 since christmas and I still occassionally do that!

Quote from piggy501 :

Guy with a Toyota skin: "Sorry, my accelerator pedal got stuck."

That actually happens often to me!

When I push the brake or accelerator really hard, my pedals slide under my desk and the will be pushed as hard as possible
Always takes me time to get them away under there.

Demo User...

"Sorry, I was busy being crucified"