http://www.telegraph.co.uk/new ... llion-dollar-bailout.html

It's the Maily Telavivagraph but it's better than no source.

Looks like they will have a hard time getting this one through the Congress, even with the Democrat majority. And they'll face even more stiff opposition from the Republicans in the Senate.

sorry, just wanted to create a thead that can produce lame puns :p

I swear, this place looks more like the Snopes forums every day

But, yeah, they'll have a hard time pushing it through the house. Mainly as everyone there is conservative and anti pr0n...

So, they're screwed

EDIT: Why not buy something with the bailout. Like, say, education?

Or if you're too lazy for words (and in Blighty):

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/7818033.stm

[edit: I just noticed this "UK adult film maker Ben Dover". I laughed.]

Summing it up, the pr0n industry's spent all the money on drugs and screwing.

So now they want money to keep their lifestyles going

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

Summing it up, the pr0n industry's spent all the money on drugs and screwing.

So now they want money to keep their lifestyles going

Well what Mr Dover said was he doesn't think their industry will ever get a bailout, but what he does want is a task force to combat piracy.

Quote from P5YcHoM4N :

Well what Mr Dover said was he doesn't think their industry will ever get a bailout, but what he does want is a task force to combat piracy.

Hang on a minute, the only way people know there are actually companies that make porn is because they were given a pirate dvd by their friend. Without piracy their sales would probably drop 80%. A task force to combat piracy...I will help them and buy that movie if they make it.

Hmmm, combat piracy?

I doubt anything will be done, as to me, people are too squeamish to confront pr0n. It'd be intereesting to know the figures about pirated adult materials, as they always show up on Google searches

Quote from DieKolkrabe :

It'd be intereesting to know the figures about pirated adult materials, as they always show up on Google searches

I've seen those results some of the time but not all of the time as you claim to see...

DK watches WAY too much pr0n!!!

I heard there's a crack in the market over in India


gets coat

AHahahahahhaha @ this thread.

On topic - On the link provided in the OP - Who the fkcu is the fat ginger guy? The film guy or something? No-wonder he has to jack off to porn if he looks like that.

Porno girls are just sluts with too much make up who are good at going "oh oh oh oh oh" and pretending to go there for the sake of the camera. I'm not 'anti-porn' per se, but none of the fake stuff is of interest to me. You can tell when it's fake and real, and I'd take real stuff every time!

Quote :

but as long as the government is handing out money, we want to be there to take

I'm sure he said that about the cake as well, and now look at him. Ginger fatty.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

You can tell when it's fake and real, and I'd take real stuff every time!

like what......never?

America is going down. That's all.

Quote from jj72 :

like what......never?

burn!

Sure there's people that'll do the job without having a salary...

Back on topic, does anybody think the US Government will actually GIVE them the bailout? Considering one of the industry's most high profile stars was widely suspected of being a murderer several times over, and that most of the US administration has never seen a good pr0n flick in their lives (Okay, I lied, they probably have, but for the sake of argument), I doubt it'd get given.

Chanoman, that would border on explotation, correct?

Lol porn bailout OMFG ahahaha

Nail want to make deal with me your goat for 4 ckickens?

they must be spinning this as a serious issue over in Eurolandia. Its already out of the news here.

Quote from JJ72 :

like what......never?

ihy. :sadbanana

I happen to be living in the wrong country, but the perfect state. Colorado, yeah. It's the perfect state to live in for me. Just, the country sucks. Why bail out porno? That is the worst idea yet for America. But then again, Obama is the president now. I do have a question; can someone kidnap me and take me to Europe? .

Quote from flymike91 :

they must be spinning this as a serious issue over in Eurolandia. Its already out of the news here.

Well, it's called find the article on the day it was published in a British newspaper and start a thread that decends in to lame puns

I loled at the fact that teh school system bannorzed me from looking at this thread because of some rating it has - i.e the number of times the word 'p0rn' was mentioned

Joo still at sk00l now? Fail.

Quote from JO53PHS :

Joo still at sk00l now? Fail.

He obviously isn't, or he wouldn't have been able to post in the thread.

You should start breathing through your right nostril more.

Quote from zeugnimod :

He obviously isn't, or he wouldn't have been able to post in the thread.

No actually, it let me in at the second attempt

I presume it goes for a rude word/word count, therefore as more clean posts came it let me in

Wow this story has really given me the hump...

I feel violated.

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