I regain the monster truck suspension that got exploded off me and use it to run over KITT and more specifically Luke, whose head goes spltch and KITT is wrecked. I pick up the corpse of Brannigan and chuck it back at the Winnebago
The combination of antimatter and flying into a lake causes the monster truck system to detach and fly into Luke as he turns the hairpin, causing him to fall off the side of a cliff. Meanwhile, my egg shape causes a wave upon landing into the lake which distracts DK for too long and causes him to take Luke's detour as well.
Happy landings.
Happy landings.
The Isetta lands tyres down but still does 14 frontflips earning me 50,000 style points in the process
I then decide to drive over the Smart for no reason other than to crush it
I then decide to drive over the Smart for no reason other than to crush it
I just reverse over you with my monster truck wheels, crushing you.
I then spraypaint the now bricked Smart with red paint, writing "SMARTS ARE FOR RETARDS" on the left hand side
DK destroys the Smart ForFun, enabling me to steal three of the wheels and struts, making my Isetta into a monster truck version and leaving the Smart on one wheel and strut to make it look stupid
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Reason : wrong name
The car's Numberwang powuh buggers up KITT/KARR/whatever by reconfiguring the car's computer system so all the info from it is generated by the square root of -1, causing it to implode WHILE exploding, generating shitloads of "lolwut"s
DK fires the Tomahawk while I am still rolling, but it narrowly misses me and hits the SD1 instead, causing it to go:
KABLAMMO!
and therefore destroys 5haz's chance of winning something
KABLAMMO!
and therefore destroys 5haz's chance of winning something
[ridiculously large and colourful text alert]
KABOOM!!!
The blast completely obliterates both vehicles, but upon my car's restart, I get punted by the SD1 which causes me to roll over 1,000,000,000000,0,, times
KABOOM!!!
The blast completely obliterates both vehicles, but upon my car's restart, I get punted by the SD1 which causes me to roll over 1,000,000,000000,0,, times
I wake up, with the Isetta now just a badly burned body, no tyres, no engine... no everything basically.
Looks like the HHGs did NOT expire, but instead exploded while I was off my head on crack.
So that's what the time machine stuff was about...
I pick up an "Instant Repair" powerup from Carmageddon 2, and then just decide to waste my Holy Hand Grenades by chucking them anywhere; one of which lands on the seat of Yuni's GRXwhatever, and the other onto the roof of KITT, causing it to fall through the roof due to the HOLY FORCE BEHIND IT.
Bye Guys! :evil:
Looks like the HHGs did NOT expire, but instead exploded while I was off my head on crack.
So that's what the time machine stuff was about...
I pick up an "Instant Repair" powerup from Carmageddon 2, and then just decide to waste my Holy Hand Grenades by chucking them anywhere; one of which lands on the seat of Yuni's GRXwhatever, and the other onto the roof of KITT, causing it to fall through the roof due to the HOLY FORCE BEHIND IT.
Bye Guys! :evil:
You may be wondering why the f**k I'm not blown into a million pieces.
Well, it turns out that the HHGs had expired way way long ago, so I'm pushing the car into a TIME MACHINE TO WIN!
<enters time machine>
omfg I'm gonna win lol
<time machine spits the car out>
Hang on a second... why are there loads of Confederate flags and Union flags?
OH SHI-
I'M IN THE 1770s!
Well, it turns out that the HHGs had expired way way long ago, so I'm pushing the car into a TIME MACHINE TO WIN!
<enters time machine>
omfg I'm gonna win lol
<time machine spits the car out>
Hang on a second... why are there loads of Confederate flags and Union flags?
OH SHI-
I'M IN THE 1770s!
I start up the Isetta, only to find out that someone has removed the pins from BOTH of the Holy Hand Grenades!
This is not going to be pretty.
This is not going to be pretty.
The Teenagers - Sunset Beach
@ DevilDare: why not just go and ask the priest what song it was?
@ DevilDare: why not just go and ask the priest what song it was?
I'm now a [CAD] admin, but that doesn't mean I will now go "omfg [CAD] is da best [noobs] suxx0rz!!!1"
It's hard to believe, but in the 5 or 6 months that the idea of DD has been on LFS, some people are still thinking that the servers are either:
a) racing
b) pure wrecking
Somehow these people mustn't read the forum / have any idea what DD is meant to be about. It's meant to be "racing while crashing", not one or the other. I think that if everyone tried to follow that principle, then DD would be much more enjoyable than it can be at times.
Re: the server itself:
[job interview-speak LOL]
I think that I asked to be an admin because I wanted to gain the experience, and also to banish the negativity that's been spread on the forum by some (myself included). So far I think that it's working. I'm trying to not be as strict as some of the other admins, but still try and enforce some sort of order on the server.
[/job interview-speak LOL]
It's hard to believe, but in the 5 or 6 months that the idea of DD has been on LFS, some people are still thinking that the servers are either:
a) racing
b) pure wrecking
Somehow these people mustn't read the forum / have any idea what DD is meant to be about. It's meant to be "racing while crashing", not one or the other. I think that if everyone tried to follow that principle, then DD would be much more enjoyable than it can be at times.
Re: the server itself:
[job interview-speak LOL]
I think that I asked to be an admin because I wanted to gain the experience, and also to banish the negativity that's been spread on the forum by some (myself included). So far I think that it's working. I'm trying to not be as strict as some of the other admins, but still try and enforce some sort of order on the server.
[/job interview-speak LOL]
There's always one who takes it too far...
:ices_rofl
Okay then, I'll choose the "Iso Isetta Numberwang Ltd. Edition"
Caution: will probably roll over and over and over and...
Also features opening front door thing so I can chuck grenades or dynamite or whatever out of it. Car ACTUALLY COMES EQUIPPED WITH TWO HOLY HAND GRENADES (one from the Worms series, the other from Monty Python and The Holy Grail)
Oh whatever, I'll join in even though I thought that the idea was a bit stupid.
Problem is; which car should I choose?
This:
or this:
Problem is; which car should I choose?
This:
or this:
Sending you a PM
I think the server's dying; there was an extraordinary 80+ second lag and now I keep getting a "Did not receive guest info" message when I try to rejoin.
I just HAVE to join in this debate!
1. Yeah, that's probably true. Plus remember the 41 connections incident?
2. To be honest I haven't seen anyone try to go the wrong way, but then again the insim kicks you for going too fast in the pits
3. Apart from the "Total Destruction" things that TVE used to do, I don't really think that TVE's is based around total crashing
4. Well that's usually the problem with layouts that have loads of objects on, but the layout shouldn't be the prime reason for the fps drop
5. I rarely get the MAX ALPHA OBS message; only ever properly happens on FE1R.
6. & 7. I lol'd
On-topic: The server was down all day yesterday; maybe try contacting the server owner (killer sponge) and ask him to restart it?
1. Yeah, that's probably true. Plus remember the 41 connections incident?
2. To be honest I haven't seen anyone try to go the wrong way, but then again the insim kicks you for going too fast in the pits
3. Apart from the "Total Destruction" things that TVE used to do, I don't really think that TVE's is based around total crashing
4. Well that's usually the problem with layouts that have loads of objects on, but the layout shouldn't be the prime reason for the fps drop
5. I rarely get the MAX ALPHA OBS message; only ever properly happens on FE1R.
6. & 7. I lol'd
On-topic: The server was down all day yesterday; maybe try contacting the server owner (killer sponge) and ask him to restart it?
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Reason : Pressed enter too early...
Lo-Fi-Fnk - Want U
Cutt Off (Aston Club Layout)
The second of my two new layouts. At first I did think that AS2 was actually really bad for a DD layout as it really had no spaces for DD action, but after looking at it again, I saw that there were a LOT of places whrere I could improvise. Even though the name of the layout is actually a Kasabian single, I called it that as the track has a lot of the tarmac track "cut off" from the rest of it. It weighs in at exactly 200 objects!
Grass Tracker: You miss the entire first turn as you go across the grass. I was going to split the grass section up into two different paths but I decided not to as it would be very annoying to race on.
J-Split: The only split on this course, named as it looks sort of like a J. Go either right, where you can go a bit faster but need to go the long way round, or dive down left, where it's shorter than the other way but you need to go much slower, so they balance each other out.
Start Straight Slammer: Designed so that you're gonna probably have to either:
a) Slow down and take it easy (:thumbsdow YOU PUSSY)
or
b) Go in too fast so you need to take someone out by squeezing them against the tyre wall (:up: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!)
[another alternative is c) spin it out on the bend going into the SSS and try to rejoin but take someone out in the process, which is basically b) but with less control]
Sand Blaster: Speed is the key here, so you're gonna need to go fast if you wanna get over it without becoming stuck.
Drift This!: Well go on then, drift it! I bet you can't! Will probably cause at least one person to misjudge the turn completely and go flying into the bunker on the other side.
No Way In: :evil: Mandatory.
Modification rules still apply.
Download from the attachment.
Grass Tracker: You miss the entire first turn as you go across the grass. I was going to split the grass section up into two different paths but I decided not to as it would be very annoying to race on.
J-Split: The only split on this course, named as it looks sort of like a J. Go either right, where you can go a bit faster but need to go the long way round, or dive down left, where it's shorter than the other way but you need to go much slower, so they balance each other out.
Start Straight Slammer: Designed so that you're gonna probably have to either:
a) Slow down and take it easy (:thumbsdow YOU PUSSY)
or
b) Go in too fast so you need to take someone out by squeezing them against the tyre wall (:up: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT!)
[another alternative is c) spin it out on the bend going into the SSS and try to rejoin but take someone out in the process, which is basically b) but with less control]
Sand Blaster: Speed is the key here, so you're gonna need to go fast if you wanna get over it without becoming stuck.
Drift This!: Well go on then, drift it! I bet you can't! Will probably cause at least one person to misjudge the turn completely and go flying into the bunker on the other side.
No Way In: :evil: Mandatory.
Modification rules still apply.
Download from the attachment.
I think that happened with me once on one of the banger servers, except the bars were actually the whole height of the screen!
Now someone tells me!
It does look as if I've taken this too far :ices_rofl
I promise not to make any more posts like that in the future...
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I know that some people (certainly Mook) will go "WHAT" at this next part of this post, but it does seem that the [CAD] server is gradually improving.
The hideously bad insim has disappeared, the admin seems to have calmed down and isn't as strict as he previously was (although the spammed messages still remain), and he even said that TVE and his "clan" (probably meaning TVE, me and some others) were the inspiration for this new server, and that if he hadn't raced on the original [noobs] server, then the [CAD] server wouldn't exist.
So it looks like LFS Destruction Derby will still be around in a few months, and who knows; if that league I planned ever gets started, then it could be around for even longer!
The hideously bad insim has disappeared, the admin seems to have calmed down and isn't as strict as he previously was (although the spammed messages still remain), and he even said that TVE and his "clan" (probably meaning TVE, me and some others) were the inspiration for this new server, and that if he hadn't raced on the original [noobs] server, then the [CAD] server wouldn't exist.
So it looks like LFS Destruction Derby will still be around in a few months, and who knows; if that league I planned ever gets started, then it could be around for even longer!
I don't understand that; how could the insim not be able to differentiate between the pre-race and the race itself?
Oh, and there's a third Destruction Derby server popped up: [RS] Destruction Derby, although it seems to just be taking the layouts from [CAD] server and putting them on their own.
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