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GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides he's had enough of Burnout Revenge's physics and decides to switch the world over to Sega Rally physics. Now everyone has to drift and slide around curves, but everything is now indestructible...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The traffic car hits Haruna off guard and with the canopy closed down, he smashes his head instead of falling off. He still appears to be dizzy from the impact, so the girl with wings takes over the controls...

mookie427 manages to get credit for a traffic check takedown, and thus his boost is filled to 4x.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The girl with the winged backpack returns to Haruna's bike, having laid down a special bottomless pit for DK to fall in. Haruna then closes back the canopy and proceeds to let the shield booster and afterburner rip, causing him to hit ??????????????????????? km/h.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
As the race comes down to the final minutes, we can clearly see the Circuit de la Sarthe off in the distance. The finish line appears to be right there...

He sees Shaz in the back view camera, and thus he asks the girl with wings on her backpack to get off. The canopy surrounding the two opens, and the girl flys off to bring a very special gift to DK. Meanwhile, Haruna lets the rear turret fire at Shaz, and it's successful in letting Haruna gain ground...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna fires off a railgun shot at one of the tornados DK summoned, and thus the shot is turned around and hits DK!

It slows DK down...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna and the girl with the winged backpack decide to cast DEATHSTRIKE on DK, and as a result, DK suddenly disappears. He is suddenly miles behind the rest of the pack.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
As the temperature winds down to -4 C, Haruna's bike begins to slip around on the road a bit. Suddenly, we see another group of Ouroburos missiles headed for the racers, and yet again Haruna is the first to be in their sights...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna manages to maintain control through the snow storm, and decides it would be a nice time to put the rail gun to use. He charges it up and lets the railgun round fly, burning up the snow in front of him and allowing him to kick in the shield boosters.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides to turn on cartoon physics when he sees the girl decapitated. The girl with wings on the bike manages to get her head back and it pops into place with no effort. She then puts duct tape around her neck and Haruna turns cartoon physics off.

In a fit of rage, Haruna fires off an OSL shot... from his bike. And it cripples Jon606's car, but he (by accident) catches a bit of FF's back bumper...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides not to turn against Furiously-Fast, so he goes into blocking mode and decides to be on the lookout for the others, hoping FF and him will net a 1-2 finish.
Edit: 1 hour 4 min remaining!
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Which ends up not working on Haruna because he let Furiously-Fast past knowing something didn't look right in the back view camera.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides to skip the Nurburgring Nordschleife and heads straight for the Autobahn, where his bike fits perfectly.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Suddenly, the racers are clear of the traffic jam and suddenly find themselves at the Nurburgring Nordschleife.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna manages to recover from the hit and then assists Shaz in trying to take down the Stinger, he thinks about ordering up another OSL shot but the nearest GRLTD service area is some 150 km away, and in fear that he will be beaten to the window again, he decides not to.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna notices a massive traffic jam up ahead, and ala Burnout games, his shield power gets overloaded and he gets a massive boost, but not before DK hits a traffic car hard enough to send it flying right into Haruna's bike.

"TAKEDOWN!
Traffic Check*"

* Burnout Revenge references
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
...which again missed Haruna, but thankfully ended up causing him to run upwards the back of an 18-wheeler, causing the bike to land...














...on it's front, returning the shields back to normal power.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
...and the missiles miss, but Haruna slips and sends the bike offroad AGAIN as the entire pack manages to overtake him.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna reappears out of the desert and is in the lead. We suddenly notice he has plane wings that suddenly pop out from his backpack, and so he sends the bike into flight to take a massive shortcut. His joy might be short lived though...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
It manages to throw Haruna and the girl with wings (she isn't a fairy though, just some non-magical girl whose got wings on her backpack for whatever reason) right into the glass canopy that was just a bit above them, knocking them dizzy for a while. Haruna steers off into a desert and uses the full advantage of the boosters, breaking the sound barrier and going something like ?????????????????????????????????????? km/h. Too bad the guy doesn't realise he's taking a longer route...
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
The oil slick, flamethrower, and mint sauce gas tank all fail because by the time DK had the time to lay it all down, Haruna flew by him, using the overloaded shields to his advantage. He hoped there was a traffic jam up ahead.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna hopes that Die didn't think that the bird was directed at DK, but it's misinterpeted and the girl with the winged backpack nearly gets hit, and she would've had it not been for the 9001% overshield.

Haruna then decides to be a nice guy and let DK past, but not before GRLTD launched another 4 OSL satillites and aimed them at the wall Migz layed down. The shots are fired and the wall crumbles to nothing.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna merges back onto the mountain road now finally caught up with the rest of the pack, but an Isetta slides off the Stinger's roof and almost into Haruna's bike... the girl with the winged backpack flips the bird as we go past.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
...unfortunately for Haruna, it actually makes things WORSE because now he's passing by them at an even faster speed. He's going about ??????????????????????????? km/h down the highway but will the overloaded shield benefit him or will it put him off-course?
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
Haruna decides to take it to the city freeway, but here's a problem: he's going onto it the wrong way. Avoiding wrong-way rushhour traffic, his shields begin to recharge insanely fast and suddenly his shields are overloaded from his reckless driving, forcing him to use the shield booster to get rid of the overshield.
GTR_Yuni
S3 licensed
As Haruna approached a forked road, there was the rural road to the left which everyone else was taking, which was longer but far safer, and to the right, a dangerous city route where the right side of the road in America is the WRONG side of the road in Japan. Like the crazyarse he was, he decides to take the city path, earning him a nice slap in the face by the girl with the winged backpack who was with him.
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