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danthebangerboy
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Quote from BlueFlame :A banana is a herb. Thread fail.

The plant is classed as herbaceous, but the banana itself is most definately a fruit, so you fail!
danthebangerboy
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Erm, Barcrest its amazing for me, especially if its unchipped, oh, shiiite, no, wrong kind of fruit

Id have to say apples, apples are goood, i dont really like any other fruit apart from apples TBH.
danthebangerboy
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FFS, someone PLEASE sig quote that!
danthebangerboy
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Not get, but it could happen, probably not, but anythings possible lol
danthebangerboy
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Not jailbait AMB, she's 19, perfect age!
danthebangerboy
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Quote from Luke.S :picks or I call lies.

post above edited mate, and no amp, that was merely me failing to try and explain her hotness in the best way i could, f--king amaaaazing!!!!
danthebangerboy
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I know, ownage right there lol

1st and last comments were me, but i have since added another comment which says...

'in response to mrs ****s earlier comment, where do i sign?'

She, (the daughter obv) is honestly one of the hottest girls i have EVER seen in my entire life, and i am including people off the telly and/or supermodels in that remark, she really is that stupidly stunning!

Ahh fook it, she'll never visit here so im safe, judge for yourselves!
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danthebangerboy
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Quote from E.Reiljans :Her teeth are kinda yellowish and her face is kinda ugly

LIES!


Hayley is lurvly!
danthebangerboy
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Just saw this from one of my friends on facebook, so obscured to keep identities safe of course.

And the moral of the story??

Don't slag off or whinge about your mum and forget that she is on your friendlist!
Gears and Tears, BBC1 series.
danthebangerboy
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Its all about f1 stock cars, and its epic win!



Upto episode 3 of 6 and its on now!
danthebangerboy
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I think becky needs to post up some pictures of her guitar, it really is a sexy bit of kit, it's called sally!
danthebangerboy
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It is because you are cheating, a keygen is infinately worse than a mod, you have cracked the game, and i still cant believe you quite happily posted that you used a keygen! illepall Nice knowing you!

Thanks for the new signature also!
danthebangerboy
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Everytime i turn the PC on it makes me jump a little as i keep forgetting i have changed it, but its worth it, because hayley = :lovies3d: :lovies3d: :lovies3d: :lovies3d:
danthebangerboy
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Plus i dont currently have a GF, so i cant really contribute that graciously to the discussions!
danthebangerboy
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And if im not mistaken (i think i speak for most) nobody cares!
danthebangerboy
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Ill ask stu when im next in, no doubt ill get a call at some point if someone dont turn up for an evening shift or summat this week, im handy you see, only live not even a quarter mile away from the pub.

Did that all week in the run up to the kart meet as the boss and his gf were on holiday, was doing 07:30 - 17:00 at regular job, then doing 18:00 - Close (somewhere between midnight and 1 am usually) down there all week, that took it out of me i can tell you! :tired::tired::tired:
danthebangerboy
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open in new tab fixes it for me, here are the real links *hopes this works*





EDIT: beaten to it!
danthebangerboy
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FU!

Nah, i was just interested to see if his so called 'phrases' were thought of by him or just quoted from somewhere else, but upon googling this thread was the top result, looks like he did make most of it up himself!
danthebangerboy
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Not totally sure, boss got it down cash and carry, this was in the pub lol, i work there occasionally.

As i say i have had it before with a mixer, but doing shots of it neat, as i have realised, aint adviseable, the bottle says not to drink it neat for a reason!
danthebangerboy
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Quote from P5YcHoM4N :
I grew bored of tapes, so I got a new head unit and the conversion kit so it fits in my van. I may have to start getting loads of amps and junk now.

A nice unit, my old kenwood finally died, so i got this coming early next week, hopefully tomorrow so i can fit it ASAP, i dont like having no music in the 5.



Technically, my last purchase was 3 or 4 shots of this stuff, i cant remember much after that, apart from falling over and being physically unable to get back up again, bad times

danthebangerboy
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Quote from R34king :Dropped a 16v 4age out of a ae82 into my starlet but isnt running propperly just yet will put some pics and videos up soon

Also went for a drive in my mates 1uz toyota cresta farking amazing car so loose holds a decent angle he let me have a drive told me too do a skid seriously was so much fun that 1uzfe puts out a fair amount of power! slapped third so much smoke mean car

Which shape of starlet is it, i hope its the old shape one we have over here, they are brilliant motors!

danthebangerboy
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Quote from VoiD :

I hope it´s not something wannabe gangstarap/nobrain-stylish-stuff

EDIT:
Did some research about "BTNH", I´m not interested anymore!

They did produce alot of that kind of material, but tha crossroads is totally different in that respect, it is a cracking song!
danthebangerboy
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Sorry for the bumpage, but i was bored and decided to google 'girthless little man whore' and this thread is the top result, so i just HAD to re-read it, still makes me :huepfenic even after all this time!
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