Hey relax, no insult taken, I know you mean well 

,hinting at demo status, or am I reading too much into it. 

Anyway, don't have a conniption. Get it through your brick: you aren't going to die from it.  Some of us have other priorities.  But if it means that much to you: I'm sorry.  Jeez, people can be so anal.
But I won't hide the extent of my sin - I behaved improperly, disappointing my significant other.  No one can deprecate this failing more than I, though I emphasize I remember none of the details.  
I am an insect, fit only to be squashed.. It would be only fair for you to leave me festering in well-deserved pain.  Say the word, and I will rend my garments and shave my hair in apology.
About the country, well.. I just don`t like how the flag shows up in the forum. It`s too.. it`s not square you see? 
 
 