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"A wise man washes his hands after he pees. A wiser man doesn't pee on his hands." - Unknown

Funny thing is, your hands will be more sterile if you wash your hands with your pee (instead of touching a faucet to wash your hands with water) ...but who cares about microbiota.

But seriously, people tend to forget that pee is sterile. Notwithstanding, I suppose they're more concerned with people having touched their STD-infected noodlers.

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Quote from wark :

Funny thing is, your hands will be more sterile if you wash your hands with your pee (instead of touching a faucet to wash your hands with water) ...but who cares about microbiota.

But seriously, people tend to forget that pee is sterile. Notwithstanding, I suppose they're more concerned with people having touched their STD-infected noodlers.

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I make a point of urinating on everything before I touch it, so faucets are not a problem for me, although I don't have much use for them. - Me

Another quote related to wee-wee.

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Quote from wark :

But seriously, people tend to forget that pee is sterile.

While true, it's also an ideal breeding ground for bacteria, so once it's outside your body it won't stay sterile for long. Especially not if you rub it all over your bacteria-covered hands.

Quote from wien :

While true, it's also an ideal breeding ground for bacteria, so once it's outside your body it won't stay sterile for long. Especially not if you rub it all over your bacteria-covered hands.

Interesting. I was under the impression that soldiers (ancient?) actually peed on their wounds in the battlefield to cleanse (disinfect?) them (if they lacked anything better to use). No idea where I heard that, actually...

edit:
http://www.wisegeek.com/why-do ... -should-pee-on-wounds.htm

Quote :

Normal urine is both anti-viral and anti-bacterial, making it a potentially ideal treatment for cuts, abrasions, wounds, and skin infections of any kind.

apparently its also useful if your name is richard hammond
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urophagia#Teeth_whitening

i read that drinking your own urine is the best medicine ever, chemiacl corporations dont want uas to know

if i ever get seriously ill id try it:


It is considered effective in treating a wide array of diseases such as multiple sclerosis, colitis, lupus, rheumatoid arthritis, cancer, hepatitis, pancreatic insufficiency, psoriasis, eczema, diabetes and herpes.


http://www.lifepositive.com/Bo ... erapies/urine-therapy.asp

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i got taugth when i was 8 that you could eat your poo but urine was poisonous since it had amonium

amonium is sterile but if you drink it you die

here my rational explanation to this contradiction

i was taught the truth as a child, urine is highly poisonous

those million links of drinking your own urine being healthy are false

but why such an extended lie

edit:

now im not sure is drinking your own urine poisonous, or in the contrary is it healthy

if its healthy ill drink it but how to know, so much bs

well i wont post a link not to offend but search on youtube monkeys drinking his own urine

by my research it seems the best medicine ever and monekys drinking it with the wiseness of nature has finally convinced me

so im gonna star drinking my own urine, well after even farther research

actually it might even cure cancer and aids but the big corporations hide it

It is a well known fact that a majority of Australians drink urine....



But they call it BEER!

Now why do I think you get your inspiration from subtances rather than quotes lerts...Oh yes, because you're mental!

By the way, I heard urine is a government conspiracy, you know when you get your flu shot? Well urine is actually the waste product of the nano bots they inject into your brain, they are making a hive mind computer and intend on turning all of us into their slaves so they can build a giant umbrella spaceship...the only thing they are having trouble with is getting it to stand up on its own.

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Now why do I think you get your inspiration from subtances rather than quotes lerts...Oh yes, because you're mental!

By the way, I heard urine is a government conspiracy, you know when you get your flu shot? Well urine is actually the waste product of the nano bots they inject into your brain, they are making a hive mind computer and intend on turning all of us into their slaves so they can build a giant umbrella spaceship...the only thing they are having trouble with is getting it to stand up on its own.

Quicky you git! Just sprayed coffee all over my keyboard!

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"obama is a poopy head" -Me

How inspirational.

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Quote from lerts :

i read that drinking your own urine is the best medicine ever, chemiacl corporations dont want uas to know

While it is toxic, it won't poison you (as long as you're not drinking what you've saved up over the years by the gallon). In fact, it has saved lives (people who would have otherwise dehydrated to death). But it has no medicinal value for the same reason that it won't poison you—it was already in your body! It's just toxins your body is trying to get rid of (for a reason). Refusing to pee in the first place would do the same trick (a full bladder keeps future urine circulating through the bloodstream), while bypassing the bad taste.

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