So, My GobLox, if the pound isn't the standard imperial measurement for mass, then what is? And I don't want obscure units used in special cases, but the general term.  What mass is my car in imperial units.
Yes, that's right. Pounds.  Pounds = Mass. Pound(s)-Force = Force.
It's very simple. Imperial is no more complex or difficult to understand than SI, and in most cases is actually less arbitrary.  But don't think I don't like or use the metric system too - I am fluent in both, and can swap between them at will.