her husband(the weird Armenian guy).So with the papercut ointment producing Armenian, the beach-party crashing fluffies,someones weird grandmother,bananas in pajama's,a teletubby weilding a dodgy radioactive toy and a seven day premature 2 tonne pink elephant they finalised their plan to kidnap Nuse and Victor.Kidnapping them would be very difficult because...

Their idealistic brains for motors means that Victor could create an awesome car, making it almost impossible for them to be kidnapped...

, the car was armored so that only the bad grammar of Faster111 multiplied by the number of Tristans posts could topple the car that Victor had built for...

molesting turkeys that eat ...

...freeze-dried and granulated pink elephants...

...which only grow on yellow trees in southeast Zimbabwe...

but you must pass the wrecker natives in your UF1000 and escape their FZRs to get the granulated pink elephants that taste like...

Raw chicken, which is very unpleasant...

just as reading chuck norris tristan jokes, like the one following up now..

..."How many fluffies and armenians does it take to kidnap Xcnuse & Victor?"...So with all the little sim-racing forum goers thinking of a plan to save them from their inevitable demise , they gathered and talked the whole night through to come to the conclusion that the only person with powers mightyer than one million fluffies and ten million armenians was.....Funnybear!
"WHERE IS FUNNYBEAR!" they demanded?...

"He's not here, man" said the stoner... who...

... Why did you bump this topic? demanded victor, while he was playing with his rather large...

... bluetooth headset - infact it was so large people on the other side of his skype connection could hear conversations in the market district ... of Sao Paolo. NASA often sent complaints and WWF had a fit, but ...

... the WWF panda died of aids, and victor broke down and...

started singing his favourite song : ....

... Which happened to be 'raining men'...

... he danced, and he danced, for hours on end...

while he sang mambo no 5 he had a .....

shit...

soon after he .....

did another...

then after he did another he watch the fat tellytubbie dance with the starhge looking ...

... blow up doll, that belonged to tristan, who was having an affair with...

11Sully11...

...did I say 11Sully11? I meant...