The online racing simulator
Searching in All forums
(64 results)
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :Actually.. something funny with the whole "Trust me" thing..

http://movies.apple.com/media/ ... s-us-20091023_480x272.mov

thx for proving my point. now go take a look at some http://upload.wikimedia.org/wi ... a/commons/8/85/Hentai.ogg
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from dawesdust_12 :Then I shall say:

Trust me, PC's are better.


pls fail more...
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from dadge :trust me

never trust someone that says that
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
everyone has bad english here. its just lawl.

^^see? bad english!

sorry for my bad english. english tea cures it.

sorry for my good english.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from RudiTurbo :Yah, those dogs will eat those tyres and NOBODY will move this car

ever heard of a tow truck? in africa they could probably make one with a few zebras and lions...:banana_ra
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Have you tried sucking on Bob Smith's little tool?

the 'ol fov calc:
http://lfs.thefloatingwidget.net/files/FOV_Calc_v1-2.zip

it may help you in becoming a winner...
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from Dizzydarryn :I pondered for quite a while about where to put this thread... but then I decided that I'm so excited about my new purchase, that I might as well share it in the same place that it "PC World" sibling is from...

So, yesturday I took delivery of my VERY OWN REAL LIFE Scirocco. I bought the 2.0l TSI (Manual) version in white. I initially ordered it with PDC, Dyna Sound, Panaramic Roof and Xenon lights. Unfortunately, with that spec, I was told to wait untill May 2010 (See, LFS isnt that bad!!).

So I decided to drop the extra's in exchange for early delivery. Early delivery also meant 147Kw.... but who cares. Its plenty quick enough!!!

P.S. Please forgive the piss poor photography... But I cant help just cruising the roads in this thing of beauty... So I got home very late.... And only had my silly Samsung Omnia to take photos with. Will replace them with day light photos shortly!

Nice car, I only hope your not a white farmer or else the africans will have that off you in a second, not to mention the shamboks you'll recieve...
I guess you've got an ak47 to protect yourself tho, so you should be alright.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from Becky Rose :
The misses fondling boobies on the TV plus her ironing board...

um...*cough* excuse me ive got a slight cough...hmmm o0....yes. interesting...cumbersome? hrumph. not half! odd but rather enlightening *cough* excuse me. can you say....ah forget it. you'll only cream yourself uncontrollably.



anyone for a shawshee bobo?
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Blimey! why don' we all ave a bee's knees game ov jam jars. nuff said, yeah?
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from Shadowww :lies dat.

wrong dat.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from sldwayz :dont wait

if you had to wait for lfs to update youl be in your cofin before you know it

very very slack

true dat.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from lefty :Hello mr. Nub. Would you mind pointing to the whole loads of shiz. There was a reason schitrocco was delayed, as was told. Where's the load of crap. I don't see none, except for you.

well then, you must be blind. but I believe what you meant to say was i didn't do a 360... like an X-Box, then walked away

were u offended by the white mans word?
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from tinvek :and that's the reason why some LFS ers have the right to moan at having to pay for new content?

i didnt say that or imply that. lol

iracing is very structured and most nubs cant afford iracing, me included
which leave a lot of noobs out of the game, as it were xD

u just jumping to conclusions like most nubs in this business of "sim" racing in lfs. u are a nub like me, admit it.

Quote from tinvek :
funny also how there is so much bitchiness about demo users who dont go licenced and ask for more free content, yet some people who are licenced don't want to pay for any extra content themselves.

demo users dont have a say in anything, they free fricking users who deserve to be crashed like no tomorrow...

its not just bad shizzle on us nubs side, the devs fricking said loads of shiz that they havent followed thru on, and thats a bit dodgy if you ask me. dont be a nub, you know what i mean, the whole scirocco bullcrap
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from tinvek :what i'm finding ironic is that the thread i started on the iracing forum is far more supportive of the new track and content in LFS than a lot of the posts in this thread, as far as i can see there's not one negative post there in 4 pages

maybe it's because iracers realise how much programming time and cost goes into creating a real car and laser scanned track and how much difference the track should make to the experience

maybe its because iRacing customers pay thru the nose to use that sim
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from joshdifabio :Wtf do you drink? :P

fermented horses urine. like borat

and um, Fosters, Boddingtons, Strongbow or Stella. 24 for a tenner lulz ownage
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from Dmt :4 sixpacks,

4 sixpacks and £2 change
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from tristancliffe :
Not sure off the top of my head on condom prices. I don't think I've ever actually looked at the price - I'm too busy making sure no one I know sees me buying them!!!! (and besides, I'm single at the moment, so not a lot of need )

ever heard of a posh-w**K? the extra time, effort, financial investment and ceremony involved separate this from a base, brutal or "lower" w**k

spoil yourself, dress the old chap up and have a posh w**k
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
"i was watching the car in front when suddenly i prematurely ejaculated out of the blue, thus placing me in a very sticky situation causing me to crash"

bad isnt it...
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from R3DMAN :what the hell are you talking about..

well seeing as he hasn't answered your question yet, im just informing you of the possibilities of why he hasn't answered. and to watch out for those signs.
im sure you can understand that.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from R3DMAN :scawen, since your on, and i know others would be interested to know..

i seem to recall you saying :

blah blah

is this still the case?

there may be various reasons why you are being ignored. the most common reasons are, guilt after betraying noobs, finding a new car/track or planning to break the lfs game.
whatever the reason is, learning to discern the signs easily, can save you from getting hurt.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from fat-oil :What does this mean ? Is this some kind of blackmail ?
I dont accept u charge the community for the responsibilty of not supporting the LFS BUSINESS. I am no charity work. I will pay for what I get, not for marketing promises.
I dont really wish this but LFS can die, yes, I ll survive the bad news, as i did for many other. Like us all.

U are creating and maintaining Fear about LFS ceasing activity, and this is a crime to me.
May I wish u some light to guide ur steps.

try to ignore the mods, especially bob smith, hes a twisted individual

perhaps give him a warm welcome at the next karting meet, if he dares to show up hehehe, by warm welcome i mean bend him over and bugger him. he'd like that.
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
just release the god damn track instead of telling us all about it and then putting it off for like nearly a year+ like you've done with the scirocco

i like lfs but i think the developers have got a jilted, twisted, unfathomable way of thinking... and shiz...grrr
sgt-KiLL
S2 licensed
Quote from Khann :Please don't use that as an excuse, you give us a bad name

lfs = stoners

get with the times!
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG