lol, remember the old, "how often do you poo" thread. hehe that was such a laff.

Quote from 11SuLLy11 :

if only we could all start threads like these !!

What stops you?

hahahahahahahaha

Quote from JTbo :

What stops you?

Me.

Quote from Blaeza :

In a textiles class, a 'friend' of mine stabbed me with a pencil, so I rammed his hand in the sewing machine I was was working on. He still hates me now...

Hahaha, i was with two friends, and one did some practical joke on the other in a textile class, and he turned round with this cutting knife and stabed him in the leg :o, oh my

Back to pencil, i once stabed my self in the eye with a pencil! just put my hand to head, and into my eye. OUCH! went to an eye specialist haha

Quote from Bob Smith :

Me.

Owww, you are very nasty person you, sir

That shaun is pretty famous by now...
although he did had to make some pointless threads for it











and is still demo

Heehehe few weeks ago I fainted in school. We were playing tag and I somehow ran into somebodies legs. I had a nice little flight and then nice big slide on my side On my hand you could see some meat in few places! The knee wasnt that bad but still was bleeding hard. After that I stood up and continued playing but I started seeing everything in green so I sat on a bench. Finally the bell rang and when I was walking down the hall I started seeing everything in white, couldnt hear anything and didnt feel my legs. My friends found me on the floor after couple of seconds. I didnt want to go to the nurse but they made me go there and when I went in there half alive she told me to stand and wait for few minutes. Finally she told me to wash the cut with soap

since this thread is complete shit, lets go to this one

watcha want watcha need hit me up i gotcha man

Quote from shaun463 :

illepallOF COURSE THE PENCIL DIDNT GET DAMAGED YOU *****
though my thigh has been bleeding since yesterday

What "thing" is bleeding?? Don't tell me you tried to push it into, ummm, yeah, never mind... illepall

hehe.. weird thread...

One self inflicted injury i had was when i was messing around with a stapler few years back. I thought of putting the stapler next to my skin on my arm thinking it would never go through but when it went click... it was quickly followed by PAIN! and then aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuu.. staple actually went through the skin and closed on it self just like they do with paper... to get it out i had to pull and rip it through my skin! was probbaly the stupidest thing i have ever done.. apart from maybe knocking out my two front teeth on the edge of a bench in a bike riding accident.... one moment i looked like this and after like this

ahh the fun of childhood

Quote from blackfang :

What "thing" is bleeding?? Don't tell me you tried to push it into, ummm, yeah, never mind... illepall

thigh not thing

what is a thigh then?

Quote from BlakjeKaas :

what is a thigh then?

It's just above and to the left and right of your blarse

the top of your leg

O ok, femur or really only thigh?

oh wait!
it's pronounced like th-eye (th as in the), isn't it?

if I knew that earlier... I would've now it right away!
I thought it was like thig (g as in big)

btw: next time make sure your pencils aren't sharp.

ouch, 4 years ago i accidently got stabbed in thetip of my finger by a pencil, the pencil broke and i still have the tip in my finger.

i have broken my arm 2 weeks ego damn fast cars

What? Did the Horse kick out?

a noob driver with a fast car took me out the road i am good now ..

Quote from jamesrowe :

Hahaha, i was with two friends, and one did some practical joke on the other in a textile class, and he turned round with this cutting knife and stabed him in the leg :o, oh my

Back to pencil, i once stabed my self in the eye with a pencil! just put my hand to head, and into my eye. OUCH! went to an eye specialist haha

Oh yeah...uh...haha...excuse me.

:faint:

Quote from Rappa Z :

ouch, 4 years ago i accidently got stabbed in thetip of my finger by a pencil, the pencil broke and i still have the tip in my finger.

Still? After 4 years?? - Ouch!!

A few years ago...OK, about 10 years ago

I was "scoring some paper with some scissors and I scored my Ring, middle and index finger with scissors. Lots of blood and pain illepall

I've never stabbed myself but this one time, at band camp ...

One time (when we were kids) my brother and I were in the kitchen, and I dropped a fork, and it stuck into his big toe!

I don't think I've ever stabbed myself but I have, at various stages in my life: face-planted the corner of a coffee table at 2 (according to parents, I can't recall that far back) which split my lip open; carved into my index finger at 5 years old while making a fritz sandwich, reaching the bone and leaving a scar that's still there 25 years later; stapled my own hand at 6; run full speed into a wall head-first whilst escaping my brother at 7; run full-tilt into the handle which tightens the net at a tennis court - with my neck - at 10; slammed my own finger in dad's car door at 14 (the actual latch part too!); smacked myself in the forehead with the back of an axe at 15; carved a chunk out of my heel with the same axe at 16 and there's also a whole bunch of (mostly) head injuries between all those dates, the most recent being a hacky-sack related incident where the back of my head met the concrete at full speed (the same part of my head that hit the concrete at full speed at a skate park a year before) and I ended up in casualty with a very worried mate (I forgot I'm not Jet Li and can't kick that high ). My favourite hospital visit: 24 years old, carted to casualty at 4am by my hungover (still drunk, most likely) mate because of a serious asthma attack. It was the same hospital where dad was having a bypass. I called mum at 8 a.m. and said "Hi ma, guess where I am?" Poor thing nearly required surgery herself

I'm not sure if all those head injuries had any effect on my ability to ... something ... I'm hungry ... oh, god, GIANT BATS!!!!