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Gills4life
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Quote from AlienT. :I wonder when the hole story will be putt out.

I don't think he'd been drinking, probably just been smoking some green.

A little birdie told me that we're on the back nine. I feel sorry for Woods' driving but he is a complete divot for letting this happen.
Gills4life
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He probably just lost control after bobbling over an unrepaired pitchmark
Gills4life
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Sir Trevor Brooking, Paul Ince, Paolo Di Canio, Rick Waller, Reg Presley, Spencer Davis, Pete York, Febian Brandy, Simeon Jackson, James Milner, Nicky Shorey, David James, Jermaine Defoe, Marlon King (famous for the wrong reasons) and Tristan Cliffe

To be continued...
Gills4life
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Quote from AlienT. :Well at least he'll have a good lie in his hospital bed while recovering. Although he's a fairway from home the nurse can bring him a nice cup of tee in the morning, he takes fore sugars.

Maybe he was drunk, too many Long Island Ice Tees.

Or perhaps he had his car set-up wrong, maybe too much wedge caused him to bunker of the road when he was driving.

Anyway who gives an Albatross.

Anyone else want to chip-in with any more nonsense, thankfully my eagle eyes spotted this thread

FORE!!! heaven's sake :rolleyes:
Gills4life
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Quote from AlienT. :You guys need to putt these silly jokes to bed

You've hooked this thread into a hazard my friend!
Gills4life
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Those puns were totally out of bounds. Just thought I would pitch in with my own painful wordplay. I would say that they are amazing, but I think that would probably be a bit of a dodgy lie.
Gills4life
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Scawen you're a babe. Thanks for the report!
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :With Klutch....

:scared: I withdraw my statement.
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Quote from ATC Quicksilver :Being a trucker is one of those jobs that really drives you into the ground if you do it for too long.

Gills4life
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :Wrist slitting/bondage session

Of course! Silly me. Wouldn't mind a go at the latter...
Gills4life
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Quote from brandons48 :Nice to see you've hopped onto the hater bandwagon, have a good one.



Have a good what?

Gills4life
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Nice to see a fellow emo giving motivational support. 'Tis lovely to see so it is.
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Quote from Jakg :He never said they were from the police, and from what i've heard so far they were probably some "kinky raver chick".

:doh:

I am sure that logitek was just as aware of that as I was.
Gills4life
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Quote from Klutch :
i now have a bruise on my hand due to handcuffs

Maybe now you'll think twice before breaking the law.



E:damnit
Gills4life
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Quote from PaulC2K :common sense.

This is what I was trying to say in a previous post. You don't see other games at this high res to see every last detail. If you were then the detail would be pale in comparison to this. The level of quality that PD manage to achieve with their modelling is absolutely second to none! But still not good enough for some.
Gills4life
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Or it's just a Discussion.
It's not like were arguing at least!

I'm just scared of Gill's owning me at some point. *cowers*

So you should be Well it's clearly down to personal opinion so the discussion will never end in that case. I was certainly not disappointed with the way Prologue looked. That was one of the main things I was impressed with about it! You can assume that Kaz is talking crap but no one can say for certain until the full game is finally released. I trust that he will deliver a cracking good game, whatever it eventually contains. I'm not sure about him saying there will be full engine swaps. I have not read this anywhere, just that you will be able to "fully tune" every car. Kind of vague but nothing about engine swaps. Most of the people that interview him seem to mis-translate stuff on purpose sometimes just so that they can spread wild speculation. Kaz always seems to keep his cards close to his chest, so it's often difficult to get anything interesting out of him.

Personally, I just hope they give us some proper sounds! I will be disappointed if they are not improved over Prologue's, which I fear could be the case from the recent demos. Then again, there is plenty of time before the game is released, so who knows?
Gills4life
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Notice that last word? Get used to it with all the crap that comes out of Yamauchis mouth so often.

If your happy with the graphics in Prologue then thats fine. As for me though, i prefer to have some anti aliasing and spectators not standing upright at 50 degree angles.

Well so far the ingame gameplay from the demos has looked much smoother than Prologue with more anti-aliasing too. I don't need to get used to anything thanks. I can't believe you're on about Yamauchi talking crap to be honest. He is generally quite quiet and usually if he says anything it is mis-translated. Compare that with Dan Greenawalt who could chat shit for the USA if it were an olympic event!
Gills4life
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :
I mean, what woman in her right mind would want a feminine looking man who wears makeup and goes to raves?

Lindsey Lohan?
Gills4life
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Even Prologue looks close, and that's with 200,000 polygons less than what they are using in the full version apparently. I know I won't be disappointed mate because I already think that Prologue looks superb.
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Quote from Nathan_French_14 :Attention to detail is nothing if you do not have proper textures and lighting to go with it. The carbon texture is distorted and low res, and for some reason you can see right back into the bumper, which isn't right even though the light is shining from the front.

Don't be silly. If you had pictures of this quality of Forza cars, you would see far more problems. I can't believe you can be so picky even though you play Forza and think it's awesome The picture is very high res so you're going to be able to pick out things that you would never have seen otherwise. I can see jagged edges on the wing mirrors and around the lights that I would never have seen if it were in a normal sized screenshot. The carbon fibre texture looks fine when it isn't zoomed right into. I never said GT5 was going to be that perfect. Wow. The point of this is to show just how much attention to detail that PD put into the car, especially with the modelling. To be honest I think the way that the carbon fibre looks on the bonnet there in that pic is down to the shape of the bonnet. It looks fine in this pic of the same car but from the back - http://www.gtpla.net/wp-conten ... megapixel-shots-NEW-2.jpg

Anyway if you want to rave about how poor GT5 looks and will be then why pick on just the one screenshot? Could just be a bad one maybe? Oh wait of course not because GT5 is rubbish and Forza rules the world with it's amazing time travel feature!

http://www.gtpla.net/wp-conten ... megapixel-shots-NEW-4.jpg

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Quote from obsolum :He's saying it bores him, d'uh

What he said almost gives the solution to his own problem! :yummy:
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Quote from trebor901 :yawn....getting bored of GT5 crap now its just elitist shite

Then what are you doing posting in this thread if it bores you so much? rofl
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Quote from pearcy_2k7 :Gills likes them young, as soon as they come out of the sprem bank I got some here gills, barely a day old...


Quote from The Very End :Aw jeezz.. aww **** these immages on my brain, horrible immages that canot be unseen!

Gills4life
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Quote from JJ72 :more detail =/= better, more detail could mean more things to look wrong.

That is why I said attention to detail. Would you seriously rather have corners cut or proper attention to detail? I know which one I would rather have.

Quote from JJ72 :I do have to disagree with the last part, Forza does looks better in action than in screenshots.

Should have gone to specsavers! :rolleyes:
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