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CSU1
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Whaaaa!

spankmeyer = scawen
CSU1
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...If Vista was installed when you baught it you can do a master reset at boot. If you have data you need off the laptop that you need before you wipe it download Ubuntu and run it from a CD and retrieve your data.

Booting ubuntu first will do both confirm if the problem lies in Vista or hopefuly not in your hardware.

Most OEM's cater for such problems and add recovery options at boot, Google the the key's specific to your laptop to see how to enter recovery mode - but be careful to get your data first.

Windows also offers recovery options at boot, just after the boot text keep pressing F8 to attempt this.

If you installed Vista on it and it was not the standard OS for the laptop I guess there's your problem right there.

...btw things don't just break there must have been something, maybe you knocked it or baught some new softwares maybe?
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from batteryy :why so, if we'd have bikes too, what would be the harm?

Get a ruddy grip man!

Since when does driving a bike with a wheel pass as a realistic simulator - well, here we go again I suppose, LFS is a sim of online racing not a sim of racing itself

I just can't see how Scavier would want it's cutomers to use bikes in this sim when people will argue about what really is true about handling and what is not, but neither arguement will stand as you can't simulate riding a motorbike sitting on a chair with a wheel

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+1 for the bouncing exhaust thing anyway but there's lots more important stuff needs doing ; like bouncing breasts of pit girls.ooooohaaaa
CSU1
S2 licensed
heh, maybe if Scawen could place a tiny sliver of red/white barrier(about 2 inches width) around the exhaust it would shake like mad






















...and then would fly off the map
CSU1
S2 licensed
...this looks just like Vista too me?

Whats supposed to be the difference?

W7 is up and running as a media server but is wide open as ZoneAlarm moans for lack of sp1(any suggestions for a firewall anyone?), so, with all the bell's and whistles turned off it sure makes good use of available ram and runs alot smoother on the notebooks than any Linux distro, though I don't have the means to test it on a standard PC.

I guess I'll use W7 on all of my clients and keep the penguin for my server, although I'm beginning to thing that little funny little arctic flightless bird is over-rated as of late...I ~thought it's wall was impregnable but alas there they were in iptables coming and going as they please like little tuxedo dressed bastards laughing at my incompitence to set things straight(even though firestarter was in deny mode and I wiped iptables this still was the case).

I hate PC's - I just wish I never knew about firewalls and then my mind would be safe
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CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from broken ::lovies3d:

PS: Didn't you mean "format HD" on the last one? :P

Quote from pik_d :No no, to format you crash into a red/white barrier and go flying outside the map.

*Updated* , which means the OS is now 0.000001beta
LFS as OS?
CSU1
S2 licensed
Behold!

The, Greatest!

Bestest!

Improvement suggestion!(ever)

LFS OS

+ to talk to a friend on msn player must drive to player on map

+ defragmenting of hard disks will be done by pushing bales of hey into sequence

+ Download speeds for pron will be restricted by lap speed

+ BSOD will be replaced by a n00b crashing you at T1

+ Fatal system errors replaced by blow-outs

+ Emptying of thrash will be done by carring out a pit maneuver on the slowest driver

+ close all apps - knok all cones down

+ Delete - crash into

+ Copy - side swipe it

+ Paste - pull a hand-brake

+ Logout - roll car over

+ Shut down - Crash 150mph into brick wall

+ Format HDD - Crash into any red/white barrier and go flying off map




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CSU1
S2 licensed
put LFS on USB stick

Log in as Admin

run LFS

profit?
CSU1
S2 licensed
Shudda made thread title " The 'Are you about to hang yourself thread' "

:sp3poskin
CSU1
S2 licensed
^^ is a lie !

The Brazen Head on the Liffey is the oldest pub

http://www.brazenhead.com/findus.html

But hey, who's to say some bloke in Meath don't have the oldest cock in teh land!
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from 91mason91 :Haha Old Holborn?
Smoked that stuff ages ago and it is really horrible, yea its stronger but thats because its pipe tobacco not rolling tobacco :P but the after taste it leaves is horrible!

And i hope enjoyed your cock.

You are wrong - the pack clearly reads "hand rolling tobacco" on the rear

...anyways throat is still swolen to the point where swallowing Neurophen is a challenge

Will need to see quack first thing Monday morn.

@ Astroboy - the Cock(rooster) is the male of the species (or any bird species I gather, could be wrong meh)
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from aroX123 :What? nooo!! WHYY?:dunce:

Well...actually...I'm a big liar

If you swap the cock with Old Holbourn hand rolling tobacco and the chicken with Silk-Cut Silver(Ultra) the story becomes true.

To whom it may concern, don't plan to give up smoking cigarettes by smoking the lightest around and then switch to a stronger brand - it's suicide.

This happened last Thursday. I had just finished a small 12.5g of Amber leaf hand-rolling tobacco and asked a fellow worker for a cigarette (Marlbro), just as I took the first puff *BANG* ! my throat went nuts. Sunday through to today I've had ~two hours sleep a night for the agony I've been in.

...I can hear them now - CSU smokes the cock
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from tinvek :put it on it's side and roll it home

That's what he was going to do, untill the rumours of some Welsh pervert hanging around street corners waiting for people out rolling trampolines that is
CSU1
S2 licensed
yeah, sorry.

A long shot would be to turn on itunes on the new pc with iphone disconnected and set itunes not to sync. Then, install SSH on the iphone or usb tunnell and point itunes to the SSH'd folders on the iphone.

Worth a shot
CSU1
S2 licensed
Quote from Ball Bearing Turbo :Lunartics perhaps?

Good stuff.

It worries me that there's an extra 38 signatures up since OP
CSU1
S2 licensed
I swallow
CSU1
S2 licensed
...why, IRL logs are managed from the guy's with laptops sitting in pit-lane...

CSU1
S2 licensed
Breasts(womens not mine) ;p
Chunky vegi soup(canned only, plastic pouch tastes too plasticky)
Dr.Pepper(whats the worst that can happen)
James Bond style log dropper, or....[dash switch]
CSU1
S2 licensed


Whats the deal here, is this a feature IRL, what's it for?

CSU1
S2 licensed
ROFLCOPTER~



I tried

100% true though
2 day's off work for eating...
CSU1
S2 licensed
Cock, my doctor tells me i had an alergic reaction in my throat resulting in extreemly painful swelling from eating cock.

I should'nt have listned to my butchers when he offered me the cock, shudda just went with regular chicken.

Now i must spray a solution that is 8% pure ethanol in my mouth, weeeeeeeee
CSU1
S2 licensed
Kev was from down under was he not...?
Make of that what you will.
CSU1
S2 licensed
Fact: The Moon is gay, lets blow it up.

http://www.petitiononline.com/156840/petition.html

WTF?

I did'nt know this

must mean warewolfs are gay too
FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG