Surgeon Simulator 2013 is £1.74 and bloody* hilarious.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYLPHa-4sUs



* literally.

Quote from Mustafur :

i just made up some details of what an average 17 year old and got a quote for 780 pounds on a 1999 E36 316Ti Compact manual using that go compare.

Bollocks did you. You put something in wrong then.

You don't really get pick-up trucks over here. The odd Toyota Hilux on farms and I've a couple of Nissan Navaros, but they're like monster trucks; I wouldn't want to try driving one in a city regularly.

Not everyone drives round in V8 Holdens

Blue streak speeds by
Sonic the Hedgehog
Too fast for the naked eye
Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He`s got an attitude
Sonic
He`s the fastest thing alive

Look out when he storms through
Sonic the Hedgehog
Don`t doubt what he can do
Sonic the Hedgehog

Sonic
He can really move
Sonic
He`s got an attitude
Sonic
He`s the fastest thing alive
He`s the fastest thing alive
He`s the fastest thing alive

Quote from Sueycide_FD :

That or a old c230 kompressor. Start small and work your way up to a e36m3 or e46 330ci.

Quote from Mustafur :

What about a 316i e36/46 compact?

haha, good luck getting a 17 year old insured on either of those for less than £5000, if they'll even do it at all.

Skyrim is £3.74 at the moment.

You can see that lady's bum.

Quote from eddy678 :

So really what you guys are saying is, I could go for most of the cars on that list, apart from the Opel Manta and Opel Ascona OR try to find a not so common car which is driven by teens in the UK which will lower the cost of insurance? .

Best thing to do is go to somewhere like http://www.gocompare.com/ and fill in details as if you were already 17. Then you can try different cars and see what kind of quotes you get.

Remember to tick the 'do not contact me' button or you'll get insurance brokers calling you with quotes for your entirely fictional cars.

Out of those: The Fiesta is likely to be the only one you'll get insured on for less than £3000.

As a comparison: I got my first car 4 years ago, a 1.8l Focus estate. It cost me £1400 to insure and I was a 31 year old married man with a kid. Now think what a 17 year old in a hot-hatch of similar engine size would cost.

It says 'Jaguar' on the top.

EDIT: I realise you weren't actually talking about that engine, because it's painfully obvious it's not a flat 12

I'm BattleMetalChris on there if you want to add me as a friend and Squad up sometime.

Or indeed, if anyone wants to.

There are three game modes, Arcade, Historical Battles and Full Real Battles, in varying levels of realism. Arcade has 5 respawns and mid-air rearming, FRB really needs a joystick and you're locked into first-person view and HB is a compromise between the two.

It sounds counter-productive, but WT actually controls a lot better with mouse and keys (with WSAD remapped to pitch and roll) than joystick.

Warthunder is MILES better.

So you think all black people get arrested then? I'm not entirely sure what you were trying to counter there. If 'No' to the previous, then surely that's agreeing with me?

You could say that about anything though.

What's walking up to someone and screaming insults about their mother into their face? Vibrations in the air?

It depends whether you take the 'target' of the comic to be 'all black people' or 'people who live in ghettos, stuck in cycles of crime and try to use race as a get-out-of-jail-free-card'.

If you take it as the latter then yes, it's a valid social commentary. Unfortunately I have a feeling the original artist had the former intent.

Even more annoying than Google+...

No Youtube, I DON'T want to use my real name. You would have thought that the fact that I haven't wanted to use my real name the past eight times you have asked would give you some kind of clue as to my opinion of this.

Just a heads-up; there's a bonus code to be had, works on existing accounts. Be quick though, there's a limited number of keys.

https://eu.alienwarearena.com/ ... nks-bonus-code-giveaway-2

300 gold + 1 day premium.

Is in ur hat pullin ur hair

I want to try it with Mirror's Edge..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVdZh03ju6U

OH HOLY JESUS THAT'S HIGH UP

Last edited by Crashgate3, Sat, 16 Nov 2013 23:13.