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Who are you AKA the most random internet thing (containing profanity)
BEFORE CLICKING IT: it might be considered NSFW because it is quite profane, and greets you with a yelled "n*ggers". So just turn the sound off before going there.

And here is the awesome random name generator: http://85.25.153.81/nn/0/572/197/o_514595.swf

I am Jesus Penis the last Mastertroll destined to rule all cakes!
I am Long John McDonald the original anon destined to invade nothing



Edit: Had to post second try too, sorry for braking imaginary rules

I am super savior the bringer of the viking-prince destined to pierce Tibet

I am Mecha Mom, the bringer of the manchild, destined to break the Whitehouse.
Or
I am Tiny Maximus, the evil, evil basementdweller, destined to annihilate all and pillage everything.

Oh yeaaah
#4 - hp999
I am dark virgin,the desperate ruler,destined to discover original content.

lol
I AM BIZARRO SAURUS, THE BRINGER OF THE TRIPFAG, DESTINED TO RAPE POKEMON.


Cool.
I am PSYCHO VIRGIN the FABLED SUPERHERO destined to ANHILATE ALL JEWS
I am BIZARRO MAN, the EVIL, EVIL ASSASIN destined to BATTLE WITH CAKES.

Or LAZY X, the BLOODTHIRSTY CAMWHORE destined to END ALL CHILDREN.

The second one is more fitting.
You are Hitlers Dad the Massive Superrobot destined to Have Sex With All Children.

I am Lazy X, the RIGHT TRIPFAG DESTINED to MURDER THE GOVERNMENT

lol wish it was true
Quote from jibber :You are Hitlers Dad the Massive Superrobot destined to Have Sex With All Children.


Mecha Hitler from the old wolfstien games
#11 - STF
I am eternal kong, the bringer of the basementdweller, destined to break the skies.

I am mother assassin, the unstoppable boy, destined to eat all mankind.

I am nigger joe, the ronery otaku, destined to confine vikings.

This is hilarious.
#12 - Vain
Behold Emperor Nig*er,
the immortal sniper,
destined to murder ni*gers!

*Suicide*

Vain
You are Ultra Nig.ger The Legendary Hero Destined To Discover God.

F.ck yeah!
I am Psycho Jim, the one and only tripfag, destined to liberate all Europe.
And I'm also chief asspie, the last neet, destined to do nothing about mankind, apparently.
And also Ultra Joe, the legendary driller, destined to have sex with all STDs.
Stinky prime The brutal cristian destined to steal all cakes.



mmmmm.... cake.....


this is now my favorite webpage


edit: tried several times, the best i could get is emperor mc cuff the cold blodded assassin destined to drill the trolls
Well after getting 'Eternal Boy' I rolled my eyes and hit reset and generated...

Psycho Woman, the Marked Sniper. Destined to Annihilate God.

Various levels of irony where detected.
You are Master Savior the Hopefully last king destined to Drill two bears at once.

Uh oh.
You are Mellow Virgin the Chosen Basementdweller destined to Change all pokemon.
You are Long John Sniper the Marked Viking Prince destined to Turn lead into the skies

lulwat

edit* hold your horses I just won the game

You are Mecha Jack the Unstoppable Superhero destined to Sell Children
You are the Hitlers Penis, The Marked Driller, Destined to Die eating Two bears at once!
i am tiny peinis bringer of master destined to eat all his wauifi
You are mecha virgin the chosen warrior destined to confine jews.
Lonely Boy, the Fabled Otaku, destined to Sleep with All the White House

whats Otaku
You are Emperor Joe the Humungous Superrobot destined to do nothing about aids

Edit: You are Aids Jack the Tragic Neet destined to eat all the trolls
I am silent assassin the last driller destined to slay mankind.


FGED GREDG RDFGDR GSFDG