* Real name: Aloisius Croissant Dangerously
* Age: 33
* Where I live: York, Peoples Democratic Republic of Yorkshire
* Education: Very little
* Favourite subject from school: English
* Occupation: Code monkey
* Marital status: Anti-marriage
* My favorite music genre: Punk, ska, hip-hop, baggy indie, others
* My favorite bands/music artists: Cud, Fishbone, De La Soul, Ian Dury, Specials, Beastie Boys, Public Enemy, Subhumans, The Kinks, The Roots, Asian Dub Foundation, more...
* My favorite movies: Brazil, Dr Strangelove, This Is Spinal Tap, La Haine, ... er ... I don't watch a lot of movies.
* Favorite Authors: Will Self, Joseph Heller, Douglas Adams, Evelyn Waugh, Oscar Wilde.
* Favorite pastimes: Spanking the living shit out of my bass, wishing I had the patience to practice trombone more often, discarding page upon page of substandard writing, cooking (with mixed results, often seeming nothing short of entirely random), complaining.