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Quote :Q: "Whats an astronaut's favourite place on the computer?"

A: "The Space Bar!"

From another forum.
WARNING - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS JOKE RACIST

Why are black people black?
Because when they're born they come out the wrong end :P
Quote from J@tko :WARNING - SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS JOKE RACIST

Why are black people black?
Because when they're born they come out the wrong end :P

So does that make white people slimy cnuts
i came out past the tonsils
Lol, you the spunk your mother should have swallowed.
Quote from Bawbag :Lol, you the spunk your mother should have swallowed.

Well, there's an explanation, kind of in 50/50 though... and that explains it fully
Life could be worse, you could be an egg:

Only get smashed once, only get layed once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mum.
Quote from Gills4life :Life could be worse, you could be an egg:

Only get smashed once, only get layed once and the only bird that will sit on your face is your mum.

You've been watching live at the Apollo.

Few others.
I have been banned from B&Q, one of their assistants came over and asked if I wanted decking, so I broke his nose.

Irish man goes to see a black smith for a job. The guy said 'have you ever shoed a horse' he replied 'No, but I once told a donkey to **** off.'
Most people who get cosmetic surgery are un satisfied with the results, but they look pleasantly surprised.
a Blonde calls her friend and asks for her telephone number

What do you call a ghost who picks his nose ?

A bogeyman!
Quote from Bawbag :Lol, you the spunk your mother should have swallowed.

douche bag

Quote from Hyperactive :Well, there's an explanation, kind of in 50/50 though... and that explains it fully

but slut
Someone's kid brother's gained access. I hope
no, my friend did :P
It's true, i do...
love you
I'm being serious G!NhO... if you're not, please don't get my hopes up... i don't want to be lifted up then let down...
Chuck Norris made you read this.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
I guess the joke is made worse by Nikis signature allready having that joke in it......
Quote from N I K I :Chuck Norris made you read this.

Then Bruce Lee kills Chuck Norris for making us read it Link Watch the whole video

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