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Kryten
S2 licensed
Kryten
S2 licensed
There was a young man from Brazil
who swallowed an atomic pill.
His legs expired,
his bum backfired
and his c*ck shot over the hill.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Just a point about the crosshairs:

Just say that the conspiracy theorists are correct and the crosshairs really were behind the objects - what does that mean exactly? Either one of two things:

1) The crosshairs are on the camera lens - therefore the flag and equipment that is supposedly in front of them must be teeny weeny little models inside the camera...

OR

2) If the crosshairs are not on the lens then they must be huge 20ft-high objects sticking out of the "lunar" surface like grave headstones. Now if I wanted to fake a moon landing, I wouldnt place huge alien-looking black headstones in the background of the photos...
Kryten
S2 licensed
The footage from that camera can be seen at 2:40 on this video:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O63LaPIsrFU
Kryten
S2 licensed
Um? How many hands do you have?
Kryten
S2 licensed
Thanks Dev!

Kryten
S2 licensed
Yes, and they're designed to deflate instantly too.
Kryten
S2 licensed
That's nothing, my right nipple has always been able to pick up Jazz Fm.
Kryten
S2 licensed
eBay picture:
Kryten
S2 licensed
Quote from PaulH :Also I seem to remember a cleaning product, originally named Jif (i think) changed its name to Cif because of being a profanity in some other country - I can't remember what country it was.

I believe it was called Cif in European countries anyway, and they changed ours to match.

I remember in the advert they made out it was because Europeans couldn't pronounce the "J". "Hyif"
Kryten
S2 licensed
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4Hk9hfQllw

In case you still don't get it.
Kryten
S2 licensed
This thread is fact up.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Yes you can.

But beware that there are very few S1 servers. 99% of them are S2 so you might have a hard time finding a place to race online with just S1.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Quote from legoflamb :if you pay 24 eruo you can. 12 for s1

It's £24 (pounds) not 24 Euros.
Kryten
S2 licensed
That screen show the LAN IP config and how the router assigns IPs to the LAN computers. 10.0.0.x IP's are reserved for internal LAN computers.

You need to be looking at WAN/ADSL setup or something.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Quote from Bladerunner :Of course it is!!! IIRC the settings are in the My Computer/properties tabs..or maybe Security settings... (3 months of Vista and I'm already forgetting my way around XP...HELP!!!!!)

A quick Google search of "Turn off XP automatic updates" would have probably given you your answer, but here it is anyway:

Right-click My Computer->Properties->Automatic Updates tab->Turn Off Automatic Updates
Kryten
S2 licensed
I play TF2 every night, Bladey. I've added you to my friends list so if you want a game/tuition just ask.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Aw, bless him.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Very nice render, however British number plates have a white background on the front of the car.

Not that a GTR car would have a number plate...
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Kryten
S2 licensed
Yeah, technically it's an edited screenshot rather than a 3D render, but it's pretty good nonetheless. The perspective and shadows match pretty well. Nice job.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Quote from Origamiboy :BTW, you misunderstood me. I said it was released online a week earlier THAN the UK. Play.com have it listed for the 19th for the boxed copy.

Ah ha, yep see that now. :doh:
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Kryten
S2 licensed
It's about £26-£27 when VAT is added. It's not available a week earler in the UK, the Orange Box is released to everyone on October the 10th. Plus, if you already have HL2 and HL2:Ep1 you will be able to give them away to a friend.

AND you get Peggle Extreme too. A 10-level puzzle game based on the Orange Box games.
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Kryten
S2 licensed
Quote from BuddhaBing :You put your photoshop file gauges file in the file folder to make the guages in your photoshop file gauges file show up as gauges in the game. Make sure that you do NOT put the photoshop gauges file in the file folder without first putting the gauges file in the correct photoshop file folder with respect to the gauges files otherwise the photoshop gauges files will NOT show up as gauges, files or folders in the game.

A response with as much detail as the question. Perfect.
Kryten
S2 licensed
Excellent (in parts) "Shining" parody of the turtles kid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Wlvfm3IHSw
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