Two very sexy women s******ed at me this morning calling me and my friend gey, and mouthed off with some very rude words because i bought 4 scones at the supermarket till???I never realised...a lot of things have started to come together in my head now, i need to eat less scones at work and coffee shops

Are they?
Although I can understand you don't want people thinking you're gay when you're not. As for those women... screw them. Such an attitude is a huge turn off, no matter how sexy they are 
Nothing wrong with scones, you should have sqeezed your scones in a suggestive manner and said "come here hun so I can eat your scones". 



