Back in the mid 90's we were treated to the limited talents of one of the biggest girl bands to hit the pop scene ever. The Spice girls burst eardrums across the globe with thier catchy yet sickening drivell.
One of their main marketing gimmicks was something they called "Girl Power" which evidently is why your sister still has a copy of their album somewhere & you dont!
With just one song they revived the war of the sexes. We all remember the line "If you want be my lover you better get with my friend". In effect for most of us it meant that the fit bird @ school hung with the ugly fat one forming one of the most frustrating conundrums of a young mans life.
If you look at this objectively it was, & still is, emotional blackmail to use this situation to manipulate social interactions between two people. Further more in english law Blackmail is a Crime. Your probably thinking 'blimey this is bit heavy going isnt it?'
However:
Imagine how funny it would be if this law was upheld, thier would hardly be any girls/women left anywhere & boys/men would reassume their correct standing in society. i.e: control. Wahey problem solved
. well almost, The male of the species would then go down to the female storage facility to choose a mate. Sounds simple does'nt it? None of this dressing up, chatting up, & buying drinks it would just be a case of "I'll have that one!" Oh if I ruled the world, in fact vote me in, Blair cant last much longer.
So the next time your out on the pull (or anywhere) & faced with the Ugly, Rude, & Obnoxious entourage kindly remind them that Blackmail is a Crime & technicaly you could be arrested.
Happy hunting!
Retrospectively & as you grow old like me (27) you realise that the fat one is the mothering type & the pretty one is the crack hoar, so you pay your money & you make your choices. At the end of the day where would you be without your MOM!?
One of their main marketing gimmicks was something they called "Girl Power" which evidently is why your sister still has a copy of their album somewhere & you dont!
With just one song they revived the war of the sexes. We all remember the line "If you want be my lover you better get with my friend". In effect for most of us it meant that the fit bird @ school hung with the ugly fat one forming one of the most frustrating conundrums of a young mans life.
If you look at this objectively it was, & still is, emotional blackmail to use this situation to manipulate social interactions between two people. Further more in english law Blackmail is a Crime. Your probably thinking 'blimey this is bit heavy going isnt it?'
However:
Imagine how funny it would be if this law was upheld, thier would hardly be any girls/women left anywhere & boys/men would reassume their correct standing in society. i.e: control. Wahey problem solved
. well almost, The male of the species would then go down to the female storage facility to choose a mate. Sounds simple does'nt it? None of this dressing up, chatting up, & buying drinks it would just be a case of "I'll have that one!" Oh if I ruled the world, in fact vote me in, Blair cant last much longer.So the next time your out on the pull (or anywhere) & faced with the Ugly, Rude, & Obnoxious entourage kindly remind them that Blackmail is a Crime & technicaly you could be arrested.
Happy hunting!
Retrospectively & as you grow old like me (27) you realise that the fat one is the mothering type & the pretty one is the crack hoar, so you pay your money & you make your choices. At the end of the day where would you be without your MOM!?
illepall
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I still do and I'm 18 
but I usually keep them contained
