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Are LFS-racers better lovers?
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Quote from Shotglass :youve been reading a lot of penny arcade comics lately havent you ?

I didn't know what they were, but I found this. Is that what you mean? I only really read CTRL+ALT+DEL, which has sucked lately, and Confused, which has also sucked lately.
Cyanide and Happiness is my webcomic of choice. Although, the last couple months haven't been all that great.

To answer the OP's question...

Yes. LFS'ers do make better lovers.
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HIT!
Psychoman is dazed.
Kev casts Itchy Flaky Scalp on Psychoman for 2 points of damage.
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omgwtfbbqcheat!

I had +10 Head an Shoulders.
And a +2 water suit for cardboard defence.

Quote from MAGGOT :Cyanide and Happiness is my webcomic of choice. Although, the last couple months haven't been all that great.

To answer the OP's question...

Yes. LFS'ers do make better lovers.

Hahha, Cyanide and Happiness is much funny. This one cracks me up because of what happened then with a lass of the same name XD Life is good.
But I've noticed Cyanide and Happiness is a very Canadian thing, not many people outside of there seem to know about it.
#29 - Vain
Lovers... Love what exactly?
See my signature.

We are better car lovers, I can confirm that.

Vain
Quote from thisnameistaken :I didn't know what they were, but I found this. Is that what you mean? I only really read CTRL+ALT+DEL, which has sucked lately, and Confused, which has also sucked lately.

jup i mean everything about the cardboard tube samurai
LFSers are better lovers because they never pull out when someone's coming

and they always check the mirror before making a move;

if they hear a screeching they don't push so hard;

they're always ready to restart after a few minutes;

they're good at handling a slippery rear end;

they know what to do if they end up facing the wrong way;

they always know when its time to get their head down and start lapping fast;

they know the tweeks necasary to avoid excessive droop;

they always have one hand free to push buttons;

they understand the importance of rubber.
Quote from the_angry_angel :Breaking off from "Are LFS-racers better sim-racers?", I bring you the most asked question this side of our solar system's heliopause; are the members of the LFS community better lovers?

Is this our super-secret secret skill? The rumour is that credits unlock better methods.

Discuss

Well I can't speak for anyone else, but...

I can't remember the last time I came first.
Quote from Gentlefoot :they're good at handling a slippery rear end.

Bad Gentlefoot! Bad! Thirty... nay, forty lashes with the hawthorn branch!
Quote from thisnameistaken :Bad Gentlefoot! Bad! Thirty... nay, forty lashes with the hawthorn branch!

he he - people pay good money for that kinda thing.
LFS racers are always searching for perfection
rofl, thats quality Gentlefoot

I knew I was letting us all in for some dirty jokes, and I wonder if we're boring on breaking the rules now lol
Quote from the_angry_angel :rofl, thats quality Gentlefoot

I knew I was letting us all in for some dirty jokes, and I wonder if we're boring on breaking the rules now lol

Hopefully not - in the context of LFS all my statements were perfectly acceptable. We can't be held responsible for the crudeness of readers minds
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But who needs to do research, it already exists. Anyone who plays LFS is a huge geek (anyone who says otherwise is a geek in hiding). Geeks are the best lovers.

There go, LFS players are the best lovers.

im not a geek. but i also dont have a girl freind,. or have any luck in that area.
I don't have a girlfriend at the mo either but I've met quite a few girl feinds over the years.

So maybe you've had better luck than you realise
We asked another question to our fragmaster members.

Who are the better lovers? WoW-Players or LFS-Racers.

The damn Orks have some very good arguments.

Racers
a) The rely on their speed.
b) The prefer to come first.
c) Their partner usally does nothing more than "easy left, easy right"!

WoW
a) Their skill scales with gear
b) Their effectiveness is based on team work
c) They are familiar with PvP situations (if u know what I mean)
d) They don't have problem doing it with 39 other ppl

(c) Nellios
#41 - Jakg
Quote from Captain Slow :im not a geek. but i also dont have a girl freind,. or have any luck in that area.

well i am, and im also single, although i have had 2 (one id rather not go into, the other lived 6,640 miles away!)

You just wait, i tell you geeks are babe MAGNETS!
Quote from Crazy Harry :
Racers
a) The rely on their speed.
b) The prefer to come first.
c) Their partner usally does nothing more than "easy left, easy right"!

WoW
a) Their skill scales with gear
b) Their effectiveness is based on team work
c) They are familiar with PvP situations (if u know what I mean)
d) They don't have problem doing it with 39 other ppl

(c) Nellios

You should take some arguments from Gentlefoot's post from the top of this page. Then LFS wins by far.
Quote from zeugnimod :You should take some arguments from Gentlefoot's post from the top of this page. Then LFS wins by far.

Done.
Quote from Jakg :You just wait, i tell you geeks are babe MAGNETS!

Only when teh Geek is in teh money he becomes a babe magnet
Quote from Jakg :the other lived 6,640 miles away!

o....k..... i bet you got sick of the sight of each other did you?
Babe magnet?
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#47 - Jakg
Quote from Captain Slow :o....k..... i bet you got sick of the sight of each other did you?

yeap rofl - well tbh it ended because she still had feelings for her ex, and as he was dead i decided to just let her sort it out for herself
Quote from Crazy Harry :Babe magnet?

no, thats a peadophile
Quote from Madman_CZ :Only when teh Geek is in teh money he becomes a babe magnet

That's not really true, I'm a poor geek, but have been rather lucky in that area. Maybe it's just my riviting good looks, or the fact everyone loves me by default
Ok, in your case they know your are a geek and that you will come into some serious money later on in life.... they look at it as a long term investment
Quote from Crazy Harry :Oval racers are the best lovers anyway. Tried bumpdraft? =)

Are you aware that bumpdrafting in respect of making love sounds gay?
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