few thats happened to me

chair rolled back due to the stiff brake pedal

started on the grid in 3rd and got rear ended

I had my chair collapse while trying to organise setups... the funniest reason for me crashing, just a shame I was offline and no one got to hear about it (straight lined it into a sand-trap around Kyoto)

But my favourite excuse is quite simply

"I'm incompetant... sue me!"

Well i used the exscuse it wasn't me it was the other guy. And it really was tho other guy didn't really say anything

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTXzHwJbOs

yah, I finally get to show people!

Quote from !RAM! :

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zTXzHwJbOs

yah, I finally get to show people!

you could have easily passed both of them without cutting the chicane.

"Oh sh*t"

"Hi, I'm David Coulthard"

"Apart from being off line, too fast, braking too late and turning in too soon, I can't see what I did wrong"

"I didn't realise that I had set my shift light to come on at 3500rpm"

"It's FWD, so had to fight understeer around the corners"

"It's RWD, so had to fight oversteer around the corners"

"It's 4WD, lots of traction but lost loads of power because of transmission losses"

"I forgot my red gloves"

"The throttle pedal fell off"

"The seats are so high, and the steering wheel so strangely positioned that I cannot fit in"

"That wasn't me you passed, I let my mate have a drive of the car, he's much slower than me"

All stolen from the brilliantly funny Justgofaster.com

"I accidentally the whole corner"

Quote from sk8line69 :

Anyone else think of james may's salfa romeaab when they read this?

lol yes that is so tru

OH and energizer FTMW

"I was drifting"... in a FOX car? Roflcopter... true story guys lol

WTF. Posted a reply in another thread and it ends up here?

"Sorry, the cat was driving......."

Quote from Bmxtwins :

"I was drifting"... in a FOX car? Roflcopter... true story guys lol

That would be the stupidiest, but it was after the race. Yes, he's propapbly talking about me.

Flavio told me to!

Quote from Uke :

That would be the stupidiest, but it was after the race. Yes, he's propapbly talking about me.

I've never raced you before.

Ok, something like that just happened to me in ready2roll tbo server when i was messing around after i had won a race.

Quote from FM-Failure :

Since he was so close to me i got sucked in by his side draft, and tbh, I was not really doing something at that point to avoid contact because I was upset about him -repeatedly- not giving sufficient room.
Giving so little room is like asking for trouble.

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Hehe.

Here are a few from various driftingservers over the years..


"crasher!!!!" (he spun off the track and just drove back right infront of me)

"You are to slow" (spins me out to be able to pass)

"n00b" (spins me out to be able to pass)

"learn how to drive" (same as above)

"are you drunk?" (i was connecting some corners by sliding back and forth on the straight between them, and some idiot tried to pass at corner entry.)

"your skin is gay"

"i tried to twin" (rear ending me in a tight corner at full speed).

"sorry" (probably the worst one out there... why even think that anyone would fall for that time after time when you clearly are crashing on purpose several times).



public servers, meh....

"Sorry, my cat eats my brake pedal"

He had said "Sorry! I was Drunk!"

"my cat decided to rehearse his tap dancing on my keyboard."

god i just lol'ed lol

"I was on a pb, you should get out of my way"

**** off, this is a ****ing race you tosser.

Quote from J03130 :

"my cat decided to rehearse his tap dancing on my keyboard."

god i just lol'ed lol

if you had a cat you would know it happens...cats do know how to get attention

"I ran out of gas" was said to me as a excuse for not braking into a corner

"Oh and I was looking for you!!!!"