im confused is this for dinner or a side dish? or even desert?

or as a pet?
or a wall mounted art work?

a dog is a slave. a cat takes no shit.

"trained dog"

great job, you made a slave out of a companion.

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a dog is a slave. a cat takes no shit.

"trained dog"

great job, you made a slave out of a companion.

Dog needs to go for a walk who takes it. me
Dog needs to be fed who feeds it. me
Dog looks scruffy who grooms it. me
Dog gets sick who looks after it. me
Dog as a shit who gets it up. me

Now who's the ****ing slave.

Dogs FTW! Altho cats are cute,too. But dogs are more! lol Anyways,this is my dog.

Click here

Quote from speedykev :

Dog needs to go for a walk who takes it. me
Dog needs to be fed who feeds it. me
Dog looks scruffy who grooms it. me
Dog gets sick who looks after it. me
Dog as a shit who gets it up. me

Now who's the ****ing slave.

difference is... if you didn't do these on your own, the dog would just sit in the corner.

if you ignored a cat's wants, however, it would claw your guts out.

A cats needs? That is just a joke, right?


They shit in a box, FFS!!

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They shit in a box, FFS!!

Only if you nanny them and never let them outside, my cat is about 5 and a half years old and has never had any problem taking a dump outside. We don't own a litter tray and haven't for the past 5 years.

I prefer cats myself -dogs behave too much like needy babies, they're noisy, they smell and they drool like builders watching a porno.

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I prefer cats myself -dogs behave too much like needy babies, they're noisy, they smell and they drool like builders watching a porno.

nothing to add there.... (exept they are cuuuuuuuuuuuute and dogs just.... look ugly imo)

CATS

Quote from th84 :

A cats needs? That is just a joke, right?


They shit in a box, FFS!!

Your the biggest tool ever, YOU do shit in a box and you'll need a userguide "how to take a propper dump" before you can even hit the box

I like cats. Especially because they can be quite useful, for example, I use them as silencers for my guns.

(Not really obscure postal 2 reference)

someone has been playing a bit too much postal.

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Your the biggest tool ever, YOU do shit in a box and you'll need a userguide "how to take a propper dump" before you can even hit the box

I only shit in the box on Fridays. All remaining days I prefer to use a plastic grocery bag.

Tommy doesn't shit in a box.....

Quote from george_tsiros :

difference is... if you didn't do these on your own, the dog would just sit in the corner.

if you ignored a cat's wants, however, it would claw your guts out.

not getting into cats are better than dogs that's just daft.
I like cats and dogs, I just prefer to have a dog, nice long walks keeps you fit.
but I will say one thing if I ignored my dog I'd probably end up dead.

i have a dog, but both animals are curious little effers. have you ever put sticky tape on a cat? they have no clue what it is. if you put the tape on their back, they walk as if they are crawling under something.
the fun really happens when you put in on their sides.

Quote from mrodgers :

Tommy doesn't shit in a box.....

LOL! .l.

Dog for me.

Cats are cute, I'll give you that but for everything else, a dog is best.

A dog is your friend, you are a cat's friend.

Quote from george_tsiros :

a dog is a slave. a cat takes no shit.

"trained dog"

great job, you made a slave out of a companion.

Are children slaves of their parents too?

Quote from Lible :

A dog is your friend, you are a cat's friend.

i can tell from that, that you don't have a very good grasp of this 'friendship' deal.

Quote from Lible :

Are children slaves of their parents too?

if you confuse a baby with a pet, even lightly, you have some serious issues to deal with.

ive got a cog

Quote from Lible :

Dog for me.

Cats are cute, I'll give you that but for everything else, a dog is best.

A dog is your friend, you are a cat's friend.


Are children slaves of their parents too?

Haha, you're right. don't mind george, he's a cat fanboy.

If you can't decide, this might be an option Good old days.

Quote from Lible :

A dog is your friend, you are a cat's friend.

well said.

Dog is loyal to you till death (no matter how you treat them basically), cats are loyal(in a way i guess?) to whoever gives them better food(<just an example)...that's what i've learned from MY experience. Dog needs a lot of attention and taking care of, if you are up to that, go ahead keep a dog, but if not, take a cat. Cats are cute, but.... that's about all. You just put a sandbox on corner of room and fill up their plates few times a day, that's all they need basically, you can't go on a walk with a cat or go outside and play on a field with him or do such an activities...from my view, cat is a cosmetical friend but dog is at least one level higher. I don't wan't to say that i don't like cats, i do like those cute furballs, but if i had to choose between dog and cat, then i can't see a question here...dog is humans best friend they say, it's true.

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If you can't decide, this might be an option Good old days.

exactly my point , a Cog

Quote from Lible :

A dog is your friend, you are a cat's friend.

Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.


It very much depends on the cat though, I am definitely best friends with one of my cats. We have two, and the smaller one, Tigger, has always been very kittenish and babyish - he's never really grown up and I am very much his daddy (well, his mummy really - he'll even suckle my clothes if I lie down). He follows me round the house and sits with me wherever I happen to be, and will always come running over for a cuddle if I call him.

The other, Marcel, he's a lot more indemendent and much more of a 'traditional' cat.

Catch up dogs!