I've driven a Volvo around a town with only minimal brake usage, namely when the exhaust brake stopped working in really low speeds. Does that make me a complete retard?

, and as you say is not what you would be doing going downhill. There's nothing wrong with it that I know of, it has the exact same performance as every other Yaris. Granted, the engine power isn't exactly astounding, and I wouldn't expect it to have amazing engine braking as a result (I'd imagine bigger engines would have more of a vacuum effect? Not sure on this though...).
I agree that the reduced engine wear won't be visible during my time with the car (only another 8 weeks), but sitting at 600 RPM for a few hundred yards is better than sitting at 3000 RPM.




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I clearly do "know shit", as I passed a driving test. Therefore I have a certificate showing that I do indeed "know shit" 
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I've yet to find a hazard on the road that requires sharp acceleration (other than having to reach a gap in the ditch when a boy racer comes against you at night on a back road with no intentions of stopping, fairly common on our 1.5 car width roads
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And they're not all chavish, but coming from Stab City what would you expect?? 



Maybe it does have something wrong with it, I don't know. It does have a good bit of engine braking when driving in traffic at low speeds though. I can usually drive in traffic just using the gears, without having to touch the brakes, by using engine braking in 1st. I'd still need to use the handbrake just to stop it rolling at <2km/h though. But that's highly dangerous driving, so I don't do it 
