I eye the bike and call up NORAD, telling them there's a MiG inbound, and to dispatch interceptors at once, gving them Haru's location. I also call the police and get them to try to stop the bike

Drat! the EMP has killed my 5 track player again, oh well it was playing Morrisey at the time so I'm not too bothered.

I put engage Battle Emergency Power on the Merlin by going up a Boost stage on the Supercharger, knowing this is risky because when we tried it in testing it split the engine block in half, but its the only way to pull away from DK.

AIRIO tells me my speed through the speed trap was 380mph, I am glad we installed a front spoiler otherwise we would be backflipping by now.

I see some RAF Tornados heading somewhere, hmmm?

I snipe a bunch of pigeons rght in front of the leader, then I then zoom in on the mounting brackets for the spoiler and start sniping them off.

While doing that I call a local pizza co for a takeout pizza and coffee, and also order everyone else a pizza

I also watch the Tornados, grinning...

Finally Chuck Norris flips the DeLorean over. He gets in and i slam on the accelerator! Only to find that the EMP has not destroyed everything electrical but instead confused some of the electrical things inside of the car. I then get out my laptop which has a EMP proof case and connect it to the cars electrical shiz and start to unconfuse everything.
In the meantime Chuck Norris takes a dump in his hand and orders it to splatter over everyone.

I dial up ACME and order a roof-mounted laser desgnator/fish knife combo at $499.99 plus tax. I bolt it onto the roof and add it to the weapons computer, laughing. I then call up the RAF and tell them I'm their forward observer for airstrikes.

Also I install retractable wings and a flight control system in the car for emergencies

DK attempts to snipe off my spoiler, however I also took the liberty of welding it on, mwaha.

Several Pigeon feathers lodge themselves under my windscreen wipers.

DK is very very slowly dropping back, so the Emergency Superhcharger boost is working well it seems, engine is still running smoothly. The black silhouet of KITT appears on the horizon.

There's a red dot reflecting out of my wing mirrors, uh-oh.

The Tornados are overwhelmed by the monsterous power of the flash mortars and the bike's rear turrets, and Haruna is left confused as he sees pigeons reduce his just recharged shields to 40%.

I then curse and cut in front of the rover, activating the oil slick and afterburner at the same time.

I then drop back and designate a bombing run on the Rover, before falling back to watch the show. I activate the wings and take off, banking round in an attack pattern, firing on the Rover in a diving attack before landing in front of it again

As Haruna edges closer and closer to the bridge, the girl with that winged backpack caught up with Haruna and carried him across the bridge safely. In response to her help, Haruna gave away all the taiyaki he had to her.

He phoned GRLTD support again, this time stating he ran out of mines.

By some amazing luck the SD1 makes it through the oil slick but with much wheelspin and a few scary slides. I then pull ahead of DK, after he took off and landed ahead of me!

There is a loud thud as something bounces off the roof of the SD1, I only realise its a Paveway laser guided bomb when I see it bounce along the road in my rear view mirrors, it appears the RAF have fitted a delayed fuse by accident, as the bomb lands on the asphalt DK's car approaches it at some speed, its going to blow up in his face!

I hit the JATO boosters and extend the wings yanking back on the stick, willing the thing airbore, riding the blast to pass the SD1 in the air then land neatly in front of it, showing the finger

Suddenly, the guys at GRLTD tried to send an warning to all the racers currently out on the road. "The ****ers at Ouroburos decided to send a large group of missiles vectored for each and every single racer <this included Haruna>, and the worst part is that a lock-on is unachieveable!"

Haruna pondered the situation and wondered if the ****ers at Ouroburos were playing too much After Burner Climax.

Yeah, a Tow truck finally comes, and I'm back on my wheels ready to go again. Time to use my NOS to get back in the game!

I swear and wish I'd mounted a CIWS now, fuming, I sigh and call the police on the racers. Myself included. I outrun the missiles, slaloming between them.

Muttering, I wonder how much a Porsche 935 is...

Mwhaha, the BMW Police motorway cruisers drop far back above 270mph, and their spikestrips are no match for my Kevlar tyes.

The missiles dent my roof slightly.

I am now right behind DK and I begin to flash the floodlights, leader KITT is now only a few car lengths ahead of DK, with me a close 3rd behind.

I promptly take off and fly above KITT gaining the lead

Then I accidetally retract my wings and land on top of KITT, sliding off I ram the SD1

The police is no match for the bike as Haruna and the bike somehow manages to fly off into the woods and survives the whole ordeal. His shields have been drained totally but he has managed to lose the cops. But... he's 76.5 km off the route he was supposed to take!

The Ouroburos missiles slowly begin to creep in on the racers...

I start searching for the missiles and jamming them, but only succeed in blowing out the power lines by the motorway, I then sigh and pull into a service station to use the loo

Chaos unfolds ahead of me as DK's car mounts KITT and slides off the road, I inavertantly do a P.I.T manouvre on them while they do so, both drop back amazingly leaving the SD1 in the lead!

I turn off the floodlights and put on my smug face, 'Speed King' plays on the 5 track player.

Haruna is the first one that the missiles manage to catch up to; in a panic attack Haruna lets the rear afterburners burn and the rear turret to fire as much as possible. The odds are not looking good for him as the missiles slowly creep up behind him, the girl with the winged backpack begging for Haruna's safety.

WTF?! Police?! Oh wait, I can out run 'em.

Hmm, running outta petrol. Ah well, I'll steal some from S14's unused (yet) Bike.

I fight for control and scrabble back into the air, clawing for speed and
alttude...I get up to 400ft then swoop in and slam into the left rear of the Rover before flying aheand and landing.

Team Fang, Leading. Again...But for how long?

Answer, Not long as I have to stop at a service station to refuel my supercharged engine, and I call up the RAF and ask for a aerial refuelling tanker for my jet. They send one.

Once back up to speed however I promptly get stuck behind a lorry

Which reminds me, I haven't noticed that the fuel warning light has been on for about half an hour! Luckily I call my mates up at the RAF and a VC10 tanker is along in no time at all, I wait for a section of open country side for the VC10 to get low enough for me to hook the line up to the fuel tank. When full up I wave the VC10 goobye and am back up to 300mph plus yet again!

They promised me the bill will not be too dear, mates rates you see.

Fetches a pack of Revels from the glove box.

I glare at the tanker and fire a swarm of missiles at it, trying to shoot it down, then I turn my attention to the SD1, I accelerate to 750MPH, and blow straght past in a blur of green

Drat! it seems DK got the same idea as me when it comes to refuelling, and he's back in the lead! I can't let this last!