You need someone to cook for you. I'm not offering, particularly, but depending on how often you shave and whether you snore maybe we could go see a movie or something and just see what naturally happens?
Last non-consumable thingy I bought was probably christmas presents for other people. I've got a giant tax bill coming on the 31st, no spending allowed.
Actually, I'm at work right now and felt like a second lunch was necessary, so I stepped out and went to the Pizza Nova across the street from the office. Normally I eat better: I usually get Pizza Pizza.
I've been meaning to get one of the old Macbooks while all the polo-necked tragic mac fanboys are upgrading to the new ones, saw a black one going dirt cheap the other day but a dastardly devious friend of mine got it first.