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I get a "Happy Birthday" every year from LFS. I get Happy Birthday PMs from many of the racers I race with. I get Happy Birthday PMs from the folks at WSPilots where I fly flight sim at. I get Happy Birthday cards from where I bought my latest vehicle from. I get Happy Birthdays from my insurance company. I get Happy Birthdays from Subway.

What did I get from my own kids?

"Hey girls, it's my birthday today!"

"So, you're just OLD dad...."

:eek:
ROFL from the very first sentence I read of your post I was thinking the same "your old" kids come out with the best line simetimes
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