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This film is being released in theaters
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This film is being released in theaters
I did... And?
Is it not the funniest thing you've seen today?
Hmmm no the funniest thing I've seen today was a group of chavs strutting down the road with a stolen bike wheel and a bag full of what I can only assume was white lightning or similar.

It comes a close second though.
This looks like it was made on a budget roughly equivalent to a grade schooler's allowance.
No, I looked in the mirror this morning..

Some film about ome sad wanker whose wife left him and just sit around wishing fot he old days.... Hits a little too close to home to be funny...
The only thing that could save that movie and get some people to actually go to the theater would be if the trailer cut in to a Dethklok song right as it says "Now 30 years later" and then fade-in text 'he wants to hunt her down and kill her for her liver."
#8 - JJ72
oh my, 30 years seem to have passed after watching the trailer.
Well first of all this gotta be crap, because it wants me to install Quicktime...
Made me laugh anyway

Was half expecting it to end by showing a tub of the latest hemorrhoid cream, "only $19.95 from all good chemists" or have Pele make an appearance trying to sell the guy a packet of Viagra.
Just a reminder:

Talking about horrific.
Ah, but Black Sheep was good.
OMG, there was so much black screen that I though they didnt have enough footage to make a fullscale trailer...

Anyway, The only movie basically burned in to my brain under "MUST...SEE..." is "cloverfield"
this is either a GREAT MOVIE or a TOTAL PHAILURE...
depends on the ending
Patriotic American ending involving suicide missions = fail
The creature kills everyone = great movie

(sick and tired of patriotic endings in the movies)
Quote from squidhead :Anyway, The only movie basically burned in to my brain under "MUST...SEE..." is "cloverfield"

If it's not Cthulhu himself making an appearance I'll issue several formal complaints.

Quote :(sick and tired of patriotic endings in the movies)

Although not a movie that warranted any sort of patriotism I'd suggest "No Country For Old Men" - that was fun, the dialogs are hilarious, and has one of the best villains to boot.
Also has incredible sound design and cinematography.

Looking forward to seeing There Will Be Blood this week, too.

Daniel Day-Lewis FTW!!
Quote from DeadWolfBones :Also has incredible sound design and cinematography.

Amen - the camera work was incredible.

Quote from DeadWolfBones : Looking forward to seeing There Will Be Blood this week, too.

Huh - that had slipped my attention, thanks for the heads-up; looks good.
#20 - J.B.
Quote from Crashgate3 :It's no Black Sheep

black sheep was made to be a cheesy horror similar to peter jackson old films. Still havent seen it though.

Me you us forever looks like the worst movie to ever be put into production.
I can tell what is going to happen without even watching the trailer.

He will think about his first love, he will then track her down, they will fall in love again, get married and live happily ever after.

[edit: Also, was it just me who found this funny?




Was gay and ass wad. Quality stuff.]
Holy crap - you're on a roll. Is all this stuff listed in the metrosexual archives or something?
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