A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife.

'They're on sale, only $10 for 24 cans,' he replies.

'Put them back, we can't afford them,' demands the wife, and
so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of
face cream and puts it in the basket.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the husband.

'It's my face cream. It makes me look sexy and beautiful for you
when we're making love,' replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: 'So does 24 cans of Budweiser ... at half the price.'

Ziggy.

Quote from S14 DRIFT :

Ziggy.

Where's Ziggy?

Anyway, here's another contribution:

A White Horse goes into a bar. The barman says:
'My goodness! We have a whiskey named after you!'
The horse says:
'What... Eric?'

He uh... yeah. ANYWAY

Quote from Mp3 Astra :

Where's Ziggy?

Anyway, here's another contribution:

A White Horse goes into a bar. The barman says:
'My goodness! We have a whiskey named after you!'
The horse says:
'What... Eric?'

What, the developers are horses?

Paddy runs into the pub and shouts "Mick, your car has just been stolen!!"
Mick replies "Did you see who stole it?"
Paddy says "No, but I got his reg"

Paddy goes to the doctors with both sides of his face badly burnt, the Doctor asked him what happend, Paddy replies "I was doing the irnonig when the fone rang and I picked up the iron by accident" To which the doctor replies, what happend to the other side? Paddy says, "The c*nt phoned back!"

Quote from Bawbag :

Paddy goes to the doctors with both sides of his face badly burnt, the Doctor asked him what happend, Paddy replies "I was doing the irnonig when the fone rang and I picked up the iron by accident" To which the doctor replies, what happend to the other side? Paddy says, "The c*nt phoned back!"

i lol'd

theirs only one reason i dont date cancer patients...


the date dies out after five minutes

Quote from theirishnoob :

theirs only one reason i dont date cancer patients...


the date dies out after five minutes

I hope you die

But death is inevitable.

Quote from chanoman315 :

I hope you die

whats the differance between mexicans and paris hilton ??

nothing their both cheap easy and reliable.

Im not cheap, dont worry, i have way more money you'll ever have in your entire life...

Quote from chanoman315 :

Im not cheap, dont worry, i have way more money you'll ever have in your entire life...

Lol....



E-penis awards goes to you.

You already have a room full of those Mr. IrishImTheBestOfTheWorld.

Quote from Blas89 :

You already have a room full of those Mr. IrishImTheBestOfTheWorld.

nope, i post them on my site- Myspace.com....

Quote from chanoman315 :

I hope you die

Welcome to "The bad jokes thread", sometimes bad jokes can actually be good in some way, others are not.

Get over it, this thread is actually about stuff like that.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Welcome to "The bad jokes thread", sometimes bad jokes can actually be good in some way, others are not.

Get over it, this thread is actually about stuff like that.

I just hate the irishnoob, wasnt because the joke

Quote from chanoman315 :

I just hate the irishnoob, wasnt because the joke

Then ignore him and shut the f* up.

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Then ignore him and shut the f* up.

Wouldn't that be far too easy?

Just to wash the bad mood, here's a new joke. What do you get when you give a German teen a gun?

Quote from Riders Motion :

Just to wash the bad mood, here's a new joke. What do you get when you give a depressed American

Corrected

Quote from Riders Motion :

Just to wash the bad mood, here's a new joke. What do you get when you give a German teen a gun?

Money.

Quote from chanoman315 :

Corrected

Give a depressed american what?

Quote from sgt.flippy :

Give a depressed american what?

Money.