oooh, we have a new member called johndeer15, mibi him and SamH can talk about tractors. anyone like the rolling stones?

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anyone like the rolling stones?

What they got to do with weeing? (oh btw continue, how much you wee?)
Oh and i like them abit yeh

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What they got to do with weeing?

weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll, lets see,

when stones/pebbles ect are at the bottom of a river bed, and there is sufficient power in the river, these stones will be pushed allong the river bed, like, "rolling stones", subsequently, when the river is flowing fast, it gives out sound waves which tend to trigger something physcologically in your mind which tells you you want a wee because it connects the sound of you having a piss with the sound of the river, which contains rolling stones. there. jesus, i can talk some crap cant i.

Quote from Captain Slow :

weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll, lets see,

when stones/pebbles ect are at the bottom of a river bed, and there is sufficient power in the river, these stones will be pushed allong the river bed, like, "rolling stones", subsequently, when the river is flowing fast, it gives out sound waves which tend to trigger something physcologically in your mind which tells you you want a wee because it connects the sound of you having a piss with the sound of the river, which contains rolling stones. there. jesus, i can talk some crap cant i.

LMAO!
So thats why, the sound makes me whant to wee , if you get that, just dont wee in the river, wee in a rover instead

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wee in a rover instead

i had a rover metro to drive around in a feild a few year ago. i loved it. it was my lil baby. my dad has a rover, my mam has a rover, and she had a different rover before that. but they are poo tho so ill let you off.

i wonder if i could link urinating to lfs?

EDIT: btw i made a very very basic skin that had a decent rover grill on it if anyone wants it. it comes in british racing green or dark blue or dark red, all trimmed with white. no sponsors though. i got bored fairly quickly.

Quote from Captain Slow :

weeeeelllllllllllllllllllllllll, lets see,

when stones/pebbles ect are at the bottom of a river bed, and there is sufficient power in the river, these stones will be pushed allong the river bed, like, "rolling stones", subsequently, when the river is flowing fast, it gives out sound waves which tend to trigger something physcologically in your mind which tells you you want a wee because it connects the sound of you having a piss with the sound of the river, which contains rolling stones. there. jesus, i can talk some crap cant i.

Talking of things that make you wee. If you put your hand in tepid water it has this effect. Someone told me years ago so we tried it on a mate who had passed out on the sofa at the end of the night. It worked. We laughed

I laughed especially hard cos it wasn't my sofa!

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Talking of things that make you wee. If you put your hand in tepid water it has this effect. Someone told me years ago so we tried it on a mate who had passed out on the sofa at the end of the night. It worked. We laughed

i once fell in a river in the middle of winter with only shorts and a tshirt on and had to continue the cross country run. i didnt wee. although i was too numb i probs wouldnt of noticed if im honest.

EDIT: right im off to watch friday night with jonothan ross (brilliant man), and have a cup of tea. i mite even wear my dads slippers and turn the tv off so my mam cant laff at jonothan

lmao, i bet you laughed!!! some people on this forum would not laugh but hey

At my primary school years ago, i remember this BIG year 6 boy ticking a year2 boy so much he pissed himself :|

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i once fell in a river in the middle of winter with only shorts and a tshirt on and had to continue the cross country run. i didnt wee. although i was too numb i probs wouldnt of noticed if im honest.

EDIT: right im off to watch friday night with jonothan ross (brilliant man), and have a cup of tea. i mite even wear my dads slippers and turn the tv off so my mam cant laff at jonothan

nice one for reminder me that's on. later

Quote from Captain Slow :

i once fell in a river in the middle of winter with only shorts and a tshirt on and had to continue the cross country run. i didnt wee. although i was too numb i probs wouldnt of noticed if im honest.

EDIT: right im off to watch friday night with jonothan ross (brilliant man), and have a cup of tea. i mite even wear my dads slippers and turn the tv off so my mam cant laff at jonothan

LMAO, have fun hope the slippers are nice and warm, what about the pipe?

Yawn. I mean, poo I relate to - any bloke worth his salt checks his shit before flushing - just like blowing your nose. But weeing? Please. Wasn't the poo thread getting closed sending out the right message? Find a friend and play cards or something.